The Airplane! sounds are sampled at 11kHz, except where noted.

Thanks to Carey Ahr for providing the server space to make these sounds available, and for sampling some of the sounds.

drinking.wav (15K) 6kHz sample

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking."

glue.wav (22K)

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue."

smoking.wav (18K)

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."

apmake.wav (97K) 22kHz sample

Johnny: "Well, I could make a hat, or a broach, or a pterydactyl..."

finger.wav (29K)

Robert Stack: "Get that finger out of your ear! You don't know where that finger's been!"

jive1.wav (313K)

The "jive" guys. I have no idea what they're saying, but it's pretty funny... look here if you really want to know.


Peter Graves: "Joey, didja ever hang around the gymnasium?"

nervous.wav (152K) 22 kHz sample

Woman on plane: "Nervous?"
Ted: "Yes."
Woman: "First time?"
Ted: "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

no.wav (221K) 22 kHz sample

Control Tower guy: "Captain, maybe we oughta turn on the searchlights now."
Rex Kramer: "No... that's just what they'll be expecting us to do."

white2.wav(75K) 22kHz sample

P.A. guy: "Listen, Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again."

jive.wav (515K)

The scene with Barbara Billingsly talking "Jive" to the two black guys on the plane.

naked.wav (79K)

Peter Graves: "Ya ever been in a cockpit before?"
Little kid: "No sir, I've never been up in a plane before!"
Graves: "Ya ever seen a grown man naked?"

ironboot.wav (124K)

Rex Kramer: "Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head with an iron boot? Of course you don' one does... that never happens. Sorry Ted, that's a dumb question. Skip that."

Amphetim.wav (28K)

Lloyd Bridges: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"

Clearnce.wav (36K)

Roger"We have clearance, Clarence.
Clarence: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"

Drink.wav (68K)

Rex Kramer: "Some of us here, particularly me, would like to buy you a drink and shake your hand."

Guess.wav (156K)

Doctor: "Captain, how soon can you land?"
Captain: "I can't tell"
Doctor: "You can tell me, I'm a doctor".
Captain: "No, I mean I'm just not sure."
Doctor: "Well can't you take a guess?"
Captain: "Well, not for another two hours."
Doctor: "You can't take a guess for another two hours?"

Shirley.wav (48K)

Ted: "Surely you can't be serious."
Doctor: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley

Zipper.wav (334K)

Doctor: The last thing he said to me "Doc," he said, "sometime, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to get out there and give it all they've got. And win just one for the Zipper."

"I don't know where I'll be then, Doc" he said, "but it won't smell to good that's for sure."

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