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Sydney: I don't know how you do it!
President: It's Arthur Murray...six lessons.
Sydney: (giggles) That's not what I mean...Two hundred pairs of eyes are focused on you right now with two questions. Who is this girl and why is the President dancing with her?
President: Well, first of all, the two-hundred pairs of eyes aren't focused on me...they're focused on you. And the answers are, Sydney Ellen Wade, and because she said yes.
A.J.: The President can't just go out on a date!
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President: The White House is the single greatest home court advantage in the modern world.
Sydney: I learned that one the hard way.
President: 10:15 is American Fisheries?
Janie: Yes sir, they're giving you a 200 pound halibut.
President: Janie, make a note. We need to schedule more events where somebody gives me a really big fish.
Janie: Yes sir!
President: Janie, I'm kidding.
Janie: Of course, sir.
Louis: Mr. President, I really feel that....
President: Louis, however much coffee you drink in the morning , I want you to reduce by half.
Louis: I don't drink coffee, sir.
President: Hit yourself over the head with a baseball bat, would you please?
Louis: Yes, sir.
Sydney's sister: The man is the leader of the free world! He's brilliant, he's funny, he's an above average dancer!
Lucy: Um, my Dad told me to tell you that he's on the phone with his dentist and that I should behave myself and entertain you until he gets back.
Sydney: Oh, your father's on the phone with his dentist?
Lucy: No, he told me to tell you that he's on the phone with his dentist. He wants you to think that he's a regular guy.
Sydney: So who's he on the phone with?
Lucy: The Prime Minister of Israel.
Sydney: Oh! They're probably not discussing his teeth.
Lucy: I hope not!
Sydney: The President's dreaming, A.J.! The President has critically misjudged reality!
President: Janie, can you get me the number of a local florist?
Janie: I'll take care of them, sir, where do you want them sent?
President: No, I want to do it myself. I just need the number.
Janie: I don't understand.
President: I want the phone number of a florist.
Janie: You just want the phone number?
President: Yeah.
Janie: I don't understand, sir, is there a problem with...
President: Janie, I want to send some flowers. I want to do it myself. I don't want a staff, I don't want to issue an executive order...I just want the phone number.
Janie: I'll get it for you right away, sir.
EDC Staff Member: Dig it, Ms. Wade! You're the President's girlfriend!
President: Do you think there'll ever be a time where you can stand in a room with me, and not think of me as the President?
McCall: How do you want me to handle the Sydney issue?
President: The Sydney issue?
Louis: Well we should have a consensus on how the White House is going to handle it.
President: Well, I certainly hope that the Sydney issue refers to some way to some problem we're having with Australia, because if it's anything other than that...
Janie: Uh-hem, Mr. President? Ms. Wade is here to see you.
President: Have her come in. I am finished here!
Sydney: Hello?
President: Yeah, Hi. Is this Sydney?
Sydney: Leo?
President: No, this is Andrew Shepherd.
Sydney: Oh! It's Andrew Shepherd! Yeah, you're hilarious, Richard, you're a regular riot!
President: No, this isn't Richard...this is Andrew Shepherd.
Sydney: Oh! I'm so glad you called because I forgot to tell you today what a nice ass you have...and I'm also impressed that you got my phone number given the fact that I don't have a phone. Good night, Richard!
President: No, this isn't Richard.
Sydney: I'm having dinner at the White House.
EDC Staffer: I'm having lunch at the Kremlin!
Sydney: This isn't a state of mind...you are the President...and when I'm in a room with you, oval or any other shape, I'll always be a lobbyist, and you're always gonna be the President.
President: Sydney, I have news for you. As a lobbyist, you'd never be alone with the President.
President: She didn't say anything about me?
A.J.: Well, no sir, but I can pass her a note before study hall.
President: Okay, first of all, I want to say congratulations. Three years ago, we were elected to the White House by one of the narrowest margins in history. And today, Kodak tells us that 63% of registered voters think we're doing a good job.
Kodak: Wait, you wanted me to poll registered voters?
Sydney: Leo Solomon has some serious concerns about me exploring a social, you know, scenario with the President of the United States.
President: Well, when you put it that way, it doesn't sound that good to me either!
Sydney: If he honestly thinks that the environmental community is going to whistle a happy tune while rallying support around this pitifully lame mockery of environmental leadership just because he's a nice guy and has done better than his predecessors, then your boss is the chief executive of fantasyland!
President: Let's take him out back and beat the shit out of him!
President: It appears to be a letter from the entire environmental community. These people are out of control!
Louis: Well, they're frustrated, Mr. President.
McCall: Are they blaming the President for global warming?
Louis: Well, they don't think he caused it, if that's what you mean.
Louis: Who're we calling, sir?
President: I'm calling the organization of the United Brotherhood of it's none of your damn business, Louis, I'll be with you in a second.
