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Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREDr. Sobel: Dad, you're not coming to my wedding?
Dr. Sobel's Dad: We wanna be there, but I've got three book signings next weekend! I can't piss off these big bookstores! If I cancel, they stick me down on the bottom shelf....THAT'S the way they are!
Dr. Sobel: I know, that's the word on the street. Barnes is okay, but that Noble is a vindictive prick!
Dr. Sobel: Oh, now you're gonna tell me it was a suicide?
Paul Vitti: I think he left a note. Jelly, did they find that note?
Jelly: Ah, no, but they will in a minute.
Dr. Sobel: Oh let me guess what it says....'Life is bullshit...I can't fuckin' take it anymore.....signed, the dead guy.'
Jelly: Hey, that's good, doc!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJelly: I talked to a shrink one time...when I got sent upstate on a....fishing trip.
Caroline: But what should I doooo?
Dr. Sobel: Well, the first thing I think that you should do, is to stop whining about this pathetic loser! FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! YOU ARE A TRADEGY QUEEN! STEVE DOESN'T LIKE ME! STEVE DOESN'T RESPECT ME! OH WHO GIVES A SHIT! GET A FUCKIN' LIFE!!!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HERECaroline: I just cannot believe that it's over between me and Steve, you know? I mean, maybe there's still hope!
Dr. Sobel: Well, he did take out a restraining order against you, and I have to be honest, that's usually not a good sign.
Dr. Sobel: Oedipus was a Greek king who killed his father and married his mother.
Paul Vitti: (Sighs)....Fuckin' Greeks!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREDr. Sobel: You don't hear the word 'No' very often, do you?
Paul Vitti: I hear it all the time, only it's more like "No! Please! No! No!"
Dr. Sobel: I am no longer your doctor!
Paul Vitti: What? Because of this?
Dr. Sobel: Because of this "little" double homicide?! YES BECAUSE OF THIS!!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREDr. Sobel: You know, you know what I do when I'm mad, Paul? I hit a pillow. Just hit the pillow! See how you feel.
Paul Vitti: (Grabs a gun and fires several shots)....There's your fuckin' pillow!
Dr. Sobel: Feel better?
Paul Vitti: Yeah, I do!
Mobster: Do you think that those whales piss in that water?
Jelly: No, I think they use the men's room next door to the Burger King.....dummy!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMr. MacNamara: You're Paul Vitti, the mobster?
Paul Vitti: Now is that polite? Huh? Is that being nice? I'm trying to be nice over here! I mean, do I walk up to you and say you're so and so the hard on?
Mobster talking to a cow: Wanna be a fuckin' ribeye? Get away from the car!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREDr. Sobel: You know, normally a patient wouldn't have a vat of scotch during a session.
Paul Vitti: That's an interesting fact. I'm gonna have to remember that one if I'm ever on Jeopardy.
Dr. Sobel: You know you can take a pill for that....
Paul Vitti: Nah, nah, that's a cheat. You start with the pills, next thing you know, you're puttin' in hydraulics! A hard-on should be gotten legitimately, or it shouldn't be gotten at all.
Dr. Sobel: Hmm...I think Mark Twain said that, didn't he?
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HERECaroline: You're just like Steve...you wanna...just wanna....get rid of me and throw me out!
Dr. Sobel: Now, Caroline, you know that's not true.
Caroline: Yes it's true....
Dr. Sobel: I am gonna see you next week, whereas Steve never wants to see you again. (Caroline starts crying)
Mobster: What kind of sandwich ain't too fattening?
Jelly: A half a sandwich!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREPaul Vitti: If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag.....I'm gonna kill you, you understand?
Mrs. Sobel: Honey, let's look at our wedding video! Look! There are your parents, there are my parents! Oh there's the guy that plunged to his death!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREPaul Vitti: God bless you, you've got a fuckin' gift.
Dr. Sobel: No, I dont.
Paul Vitti: Yes you do!
Dr. Sobel: I really don't.
Paul Vitti: YES YOU DO!
