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Anger Management

All of the Anger Management sounds are sampled at 8-bit 11kHz mono wav or 22kHz 128-bit Stereo MP3.


angrysex.wav (114k) .mp3 (167k)
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Dr. Buddy Rydell: Also, if you are unable to stop masturbating, please do so without the use of any pornographic depicting quote unquote, "Angry sex"


bluwhale.wav (73k) .mp3 (107k)
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Dr. Buddy Rydell: Do you really want the love of your life hanging around with a guy who looks as though he could satisfy a blue whale?


bobbyk.wav (245k) .mp3 (357k)
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Dave: Oh my goodness....Bobby Knight!  You're in this group?
Bobby Knight:
Oh yeah, this is my first day.
Dave: It's my first day also.
Bobby Knight: I hope this class cures me.
Dave: Workin' on the anger problem?
Bobby Knight: Anger?  Isn't this sexaholics anonymous?
Dave: No, I think that's down the hall.
Bobby Knight: WELL THE HELL WITH THIS!  I'M GOIN' HOME!!! (slams door)


cashier.wav (299k) .mp3 (435k)
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Buddy: Let me explain something, Dave.  There are two kids of angry people.  Explosive and Implosive.  Explosive is the kind of individual that you see screaming at the cashier for not taking their coupons.  Implosive is the cashier, who remains quiet day after day and finally shoots everyone in the store.  You're the cashier.
Dave:
No, no, no, no...I'm the guy hiding in the frozen food section dialing 911, I swear.


cleaner.wav (84k) .mp3 (124k)
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Woman: What are you doing in the ladies room, Dave?
Dave:
I-I just heard you guys got cleaner seats than us.
Woman: Not after I get through with them.


dennys.wav (105k) .mp3 (154k)
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Dave: You know what, there's a Denny's down the street.  Not only do they have ketchup, but they've got like, the angriest waitresses I've ever seen.  You could have a blast with the whole "Goosfraba" thing down there.


fiddle.wav (157k) .mp3 (231k)
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Buddy: You may not use race-enhancing substances such as caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, crack cocaine, slippy flippys, jelly stingers, trick sticks, bing bangs, or flying willards.
Dave:
How about Fiddle Faddles?
Buddy: Only under my supervision.


havefun.wav (133k) .mp3 (196k)
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Buddy: That having been said, I'm a pretty good guy and I think you'll be pleasantly suprised at how much fun we can have together.
Dave:
Geez, without slippy flippys or angry masturbating, I don't see how that's possible.


hearfrog.wav (37k) .mp3 (57k)
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Buddy: (FARTS)  You hear that frog?
Dave:
Nope.


iamalady.wav (114k) .mp3 (166k)
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Galaxia: Well, that's okay, because I am a lady.  (Looks under skirt)  WHOOPS!  NO I'M NOT!
Dave: Whoa, there it is, okay.
Galaxia:
WHOOO!  I FEEL LIKE DANCING!  DANCING!!


lalalala.wav (42k) .mp3 (62k)
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Buddy: (Singing) LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAA LA LAAAA!


music.wav (146k) .mp3 (213k)
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Buddy: I don't want you listening to any angry music.
Dave:
'The Carpenters' are angry?  I mean....
Buddy:
Don't be naive Dave!  'Close to You'?  'We've Only Just Begun'??  Songs of madness and obsession!!


overeasy.wav (29k) .mp3 (47k)
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Buddy: (Smashes plate against the wall)   I SAID OVER EASY!!!!


rujewish.wav (59k) .mp3 (86k)
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Dave: Are you Jewish?
Chuck:
I could be...but no.  Half Irish, half Italian, half mexican.


sharebed.wav (93k) .mp3 (136k)
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Buddy: In Europe, it's not considered unusual for three or four men to share a bed.
Dave:
Yeah..well, that's why I'm proud to be an American.


size.wav (117k) .mp3 (176k)
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Dave: Does size count at all, or is that just some weird thing guys think about?
Stacy: Alright, you see, this is where Gina and I always get into a heated debate.  I like them when they're really big...
Gina:
And I think it's better when they're enormous.


village.wav (173k) .mp3 (255k)
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Dave: What part of Germany do you...hail from?
Galaxia: I'm from a little Bavarian village called 'Licken ze Dicken'.  Care to visit?
Dave: Actually, I, uh....like to spend most of my time in 'Girls-without-weinersville'


workin.wav (29k) .mp3 (43k)
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Buddy: SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!  WE'RE WORKIN HERE!!


yourname.wav (52k) .mp3 (77k)
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Buddy: Might I have your first name, Mr. Head, and tell me it isn't 'Dick'.  (chuckles)


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