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Neidermeyer: YOU'RE A GODDAMN DISGRACE!!
Boon: Vicious mother, isn't he?
Otter: Yeah. He can't do that to our pledges!
Boon: Only WE can do that to our pledges!
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Flounder: Excuse me sir...is
this the Delta House?
Bluto: Sure! Come on in!
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Dean Wormer: Who delivered the
medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween the trees are filled with
undewear.....Every Spring the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.
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Bluto: BLOWJOB!
Delta House Brothers: (Under their breath) Blowjob! Blowjob!
Hoover: I don't think it's fair!
Dean Wormer: I'LL tell you what's fair and what's not!
Bluto: EAT ME!
Delta House Brothers: (Under their breath) Eat me! Eat me!
Hoover: (To Boon) Will you tell those assholes to shutup?
Boon: Hey, SHUTUP YOU ASSHOLES!
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Bluto:What?! Over? Did you say over?
NOTHING is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
HELL, NO!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: It ain't over now! For when the goin' gets tough,..............the tough
get going! Who's with me!? LET'S GO! C'MON! OOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Bluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta
I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the GUTS? HUH? This could be the greatest
night of our lives, but you're going to let it be the worst. Oh, we're afraid to go with
you Bluto. We might get in trouble. WELL JUST KISS MY ASS FROM NOW ON! NOT ME! I'M NOT
GONNA TAKE THIS! WORMER! HE'S A DEAD MAN! MARMALARD! DEAD! NEIDERMEYER!
Otter: DEAD!
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Big Black Guy: Do you mind if we dance
with yo dates?
Boon: Why, no! Not at all. Go right ahead.
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(Otis Day and the Knights performing in the
background then the music stops.......)
Otter: We are gonna die.
Pinto: Boon, we're the only white people here.
(Music resumes...)
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Professor: Okay....Don't write this down,
but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him
boring too. He, uh, is a little bit longwinded, he doesn't translate well into our
generation and his jokes are terrible. (Bell Rings) BUT THAT DOES NOT
RELIEVE YOU FROM YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES FOR THIS MATERIAL! I'm waiting for reports
from some of you. Listen, I'm not joking! This is my job!
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Mayor: (Said to Dean Wormer) If you
mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken.
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Boon: I gotta work on my game!
Otter: Nah, nah, don't think of it as work. The whole point is just to
enjoy yourself.
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Pinto: I won't go schizo, will I?
Professor: It's a distinct possibility.
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Katie: They're well known homosexuals!
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Chip: Thank you sir, may I have another?!
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Katie: I think I'm in love with a retard!
Boon: Is he bigger than me?
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Pinto: Can I buy some pot from you?
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Dean Wormer: As of now they're on Double
SECRET Probation!
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Bluto: Hey! What's this lying around
shit?!
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Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply
religious experience!
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Stork: Well, what the hell we 'sposed to
do ya mo-ron?!
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Otter: You guys up for a toga party?
Bluto: Toga! Toga!
Otter: I think they like the idea, Hoove.
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Delta House Brothers: Toga! Toga! Toga!
Toga! Toga!
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Bluto: They took the bar! The whole
fucking BAR!!
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Bluto: (Finishes off chugging down a whole
bottle of Jack Daniels)
Thanks! I needed that!
(Throws the bottle behind him, smashing it onto a car)
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Neidermeyer: And, most recently...that a
Roman toga party was held, from which we have received two dozen reports of individual
acts of peversion, SO profound and disgusting, the decorum prohibits listing them here.
These are the charges recorded this day, November 15th, 1962.
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Otter: This case, I think we have to go
all out! I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture, be
done on somebody's part! And we're just the guys to do it!
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