Starring:  Mike Myers, Elizabeth Hurley, Mimi Rogers

All the Austin Powers sounds are sampled at 11kHz.

baby.wav (103K)

Austin Powers: C'mon baby! Work with me people, alright! Show me love! (camera clicks) Great Baby! Yeah!

angry.wav (25K)

Dr. Evil: That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset.  And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset....people DIE!!!

burtbach.wav (204K)

Austin Powers: Ladies and gentlemen...Mr. Burt Bacharach.  (Song begins to play)

captlism.wav (147K)

Basil Expedition: The cold war is over!
Austin Powers: Well!  Finally those capitalistic pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades?  Eh?
Basil Expedition: Austin....we won.
Austin Powers: Oh, groovy, smashing!  Yea capitalism!

1million.wav (419K)

Dr. Evil: Here's the plan.  We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransomed for.....One MILLION DOLLARS!!
No.2: Ahem...well, don't you think we should maybe ask for *more* than a million dollars?  I mean, a million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days.   Virtucon alone makes over nine billion dollars a year!
Dr. Evil: Really?
No.2: Mm-hmm.
Dr. Evil: That's a number.  Okay then.  We hold the world ransom for.....One hundred..BILLION DOLLARS!!

animals.wav (106K)

Scott: I like animals...maybe I'd be a vet!
Dr. Evil: An *evil* vet?
Scott: No!  Maybe, like, work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An *evil* petting zoo?
Scott: You always do that!!!

bigboy.wav (130K)

Radar Man: Well, it appears to be in the shape of a Big Boy!
Commander Gilmour: Good God!  He's back!
Radar Man: Well, in many ways, the Big Boy never left, sir.  He's always offered the same high-quality meals at competitive prices.
Commander Gilmour: Shutup!

beavbutt.wav (78K)
No, this is not a's actually in the movie! 

Beavis: Check it out, Butthead.  This chick has three boobs!   Heh-heh-m-heh! Yeah!
Butthead: Huh-huh...How many butts does she have?

alotta.wav (162K)

No.2: This is my Italian confidential secretary.  Her name is Alotta.   Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Come again?
Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Ahh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it.  It sounded like you said your name was 'a lot of'....uhhh, nevermind!

charms.wav (386K)

Irish Guy: They're always after me lucky charms!  (Everyone snickers at him)   What?  Why does everyone laugh when I say that?  They *ARE* after me lucky charms!!  What??
Frau Farbissma: It's a television commercial!  With this cartoon leprechaun!  And all of these children are trying to chase him...Hey leprechaun!    Leprechaun!  We want to get your lucky charms!  Haha!  Oh, and there's all these little tiny bits of marshmallow just stuck right in the cereal so that when the kids eat then, they think, "Oh this is candy!  I'm having fun!"

behave.wav (73K)

Austin Powers: Oh, behave! Yeah, yeah baby, yeah!

behave2.wav  (19K)

Austin Powers: Oh Behave!

deadlist.wav (101K)
Excellent Startup Sound!

Dr. Evil: Ladies and Gentlemen!  Welcome to my underground lair!  I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins!

bitehard.wav (34K)

Austin Powers: I won't bite....hard.

death.wav (61K)

Dr. Evil: I'm going to place them in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.

dipping.wav (43K)

Dr. Evil: Alright, guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.

meowmix.wav (59K)

Dr. Evil: I want chicken!  I want liver!  Meow-mix, Meow-mix, please deliver!

scrotum.wav (67K)

Dr. Evil: There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum...It's breathtaking...I suggest you try it!

needinfo.wav (61K)

Dr. Evil: Throw me a frickin' bone here!  I'm the boss!  Need the info!

failure.wav (56K)

Dr. Evil: Let this be a reminder to you all that this organization will not tolerate failure.

royal.wav (359K)

Dr. Evil: As you know, the Royal family of Britain are the wealthiest land owners in the world.  Either the Royal family pays us an exorbitant amount of money, or we make it seem that Prince Charles has had an affair outside of marrigae, and therefore.....would have to divorce!
No. 2:  Prince Charles *did* have an affair, he admitted it, and they are now divorced.
Dr. Evil: Right, people.  You have to tell me these things, alright?!   I've been frozen for thirty years, OKAAAY??

getarise.wav (43K)

Austin Powers: I'm just trying to get a rise out of you, that's all!   For shits and giggles!

nerdalrt.wav (12K)

Austin Powers: NERD ALERT!

getnhere.wav (62K)

Austin Powers: How did this get in here?  Somebody's pulling a prank on me!  Honestly, it's not mine!

jet.wav (47K)

Austin Powers: When you see this jet-a-rockin', don't come-a-knockin' baby!   Yeah!

cold.wav (11K)

Austin Powers: Is it cold in here?

contrare.wav (44K)

Austin Powers: Au contrare, baby! I think you can't resist me!

yourturn.wav (81K)

Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me!
Austin Powers:
I'm sorry, baby, I didn't know it was your turn!  Hahaha!

danger.wav (37K)

Austin Powers: Austin Powers...danger's my middle name.

fembots.wav (72K)

Fembots: (Repeats like echo) Hello, Mr. Powers....Care to have a little fun?

sworld.wav (40K)

Austin Powers: No actually...I, ah, I have to save the world.

great.wav (23K)

Austin Powers: Great baby, Yeah!

washup.wav (151K)

Austin Powers: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?  How do you like to do it?  Do you like to washup first?  You know, top and tails...whores bath?  Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my  undercarriage a bit of a how's your father!

groovy.wav (25K)

Austin Powers: Oh, groovy, baby!

hello.wav (20K)

Austin Powers: Hello, hello!

love.wav (10K)

Austin Powers: Show me love!

sailors.wav (54K)

Vanessa Kensington: You know I meant...did you use a condom?
Austin Powers:
No-ho-ho-ho!!  Only sailors use condoms, baby!
Vanessa Kensington:
Not in the nineties, Austin!
Austin Powers:
Well, they should, those filthy beggars!  They go from port to port!

pussycat.wav (54K)

Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington:
How can you tell?
Austin Powers:
I never forget a!!

mybag.wav (22K)
(Makes a great error sound)

Austin Powers: This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!

uranus.wav (51K)

Vanessa Kensington: Hey, isn't that the big dipper?
Austin Powers:
Yeah, and that looks just like Uranus!

pound.wav (151K)

Austin Powers: No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection, while at the same time, experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

mystery.wav (37K)

Austin Powers: Isn't that what being an international man of mystery's all about?

ozone.wav (426K)

Dr. Evil: Back in the 60's, I developed a weather changing machine which was in essence a sophisticated heat beam which we called a 'laser.'  Using these 'lasers' we'd punch a hole in the protective layer around the world which we called the 'ozone' layer.  Slowly but surely ultraviolet rays would pour in,  increasing the risk for skin cancer, that is...unless the world pays us a hefty ransom?
No. 2:
Ahem....that also already has happened.
Dr. Evil:

letsshag.wav (86K)

Austin Powers: Vanessa, listen, why don't we go into the back and shag?
Vanessa Kensington:
Austin Powers:
I've been frozen for thirty years!  I gotta see if my bits and pieces are still working!

nosex.wav (156K)

Vanessa Kensington: I would never have sex with you.   Ever!  If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation...I still would not have sex with you.
Austin Powers:
What's your point, Vanessa?

nutshell.wav (75K)

Vanessa Kensington: Always looking to have fun, Austin, that's you in a nutshell!
Austin Powers:
No, this is me in a nutshell! Help! I'm in a nutshell!

mrevil.wav (92K)

UN Representative: Now...MR. Evil...
Dr. Evil: DR. EVIL!  I didn't spend six years in evil medical school to be called 'Mister' thank you very much.

oring.wav (56K)

Guy in Bathroom (Tom Arnold): Hey Partner! C'mon, you gotta relax! Don't force it! You're gonna blow out your o-ring! Drop a lung!

randy.wav (91K)

Austin Powers: Let me ask you a question, and be honest....Do I make you horny?! Randy?!

venesa.wav (257K)

Basil Expedition: Vanessa is one of our top agents.
Austin Powers: My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body...and I bet she shags like a minx! How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process I have no inner monologue? I hope I didn't say that out loud just now.

richie.wav (65K)

Austin Powers: Allow myself to introduce...myself. My name is Richie Cunningham!

shaglic1.wav (46K)

Austin Powers: I think you're shagadelic, baby! You're switched on, you're smashing!

sharks.wav (222K)

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request...and that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. Now evidently, my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Ah, can you please remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here...what do we have?

yeahbaby.wav (21K)

Austin Powers: Yeah Baby! Yeah!

freaks.wav (78K)

Austin Powers: It's my happening baby, and it freaks me out! Yeah man!!

swedish.wav  (386K) 

Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish made penis enlarger pump.
Austin Powers:
That's not mine!
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger...signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers:
I'm tellin you baby, that's not mine!
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump...filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers:
I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
Quartermaster Clerk: One book...."Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing is my Bag, Baby!", by Austin Powers.


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