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Bad Boys
All of Bad Boys sounds are sampled at 11kHz 8-bit mono .wav.

bad_boy.wav (99K)
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Marcus: I'm a Bad Boy...
Marcus & Mike: (singing)Bad Boys, Bad Boys... What you gonna do?

bologna.wav (214K)

Julie: I don't eat flesh.
Marcus: Say what?
Julie: That's flesh that you're shoveling into your mouth. You know, that was like, a living, breathing creature, you know it probably had a name.
Marcus: It's just bologna. My bologna has a first name.

deadguy.wav (109K)
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Marcus: (sniffs air) You fart?
Mike: No...
Mike & Marcus: Dead guy...

gay.wav (341K)

Julie: I thought that.. yknow.. I thought maybe you were gay.
Marcus: That I was gay?... No. No no no baby...
Julie: I didin't mean to offend you.. it's like OK to be a homosexual, Mike.
Marcus: Your not listenin'... it's not registerin'...OK? Believe me,... did you sleep in the bed? You didn't feel the dents? Yeah the dents come from all that. That's how it gets down. OK?
Julie: Oh, that's... sweet.
Marcus: Gay... psshh... if I was I'd change the drapes on this motherfucker.

getnone.wav (52K)
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Marcus: I'm married. That's what married means. It means you sleep together, but you can't get none..

negros.wav (90K)

Mike: Hello?
Marcus: We're your new neighbors...
Mike: Don't be alarmed. We're negros.

shortone.wav (160K)
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Julie: Hi, can I help you?
Marcus' wife: Yes, I'm here to kill my husband, Marcus Burnett?
Julie: And that'd be the tall one or the short one?
Marcus' wife: The short one.
Julie: Thought so.

shotnleg.wav (49K)

Mike: I don't know why you're goin' home to your wife. You got shot in the leg. You're dick probably doesn't even work.

skittles.wav (165K)
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Store Owner: Hey, freeze bitch!
(Sounds of guns being drawn and cocked)
Mike: You freeze, bitch.
Store Owner: Oh shit...I'm fucked.
Mike: Now back up. Put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
Marcus: And some Skittles.

whatitis.wav (45K)

Mike: Oh, this is bad.
Marcus: No, let me call it what it is. This is fucked up!

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