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Agent Borque: We found a witness that says he saw two teenagers leave Dallas' room shortly before we arrived.
Agent Fleming: Did you give them a full cavity search?
Agent Borque: Uh, the witness?
Agent Fleming: Yes! You can never be too careful Borque.
2seconds.wav (98K)
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Butt-Head: Are we like, gonna do it? Uh-huh-huh-huh....
Dallas: You've got two seconds.
Butt-Head: Uhh...is that gonna be enough time?
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Mr. Anderson: WHAT?
Beavis: Heh-heh-heh! Hey! How's it goin?
Butt-Head: PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP, BOY! I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT! DAMMIT! GET OUTTA HERE! AND IF I EVER CATCH YOU WHACKIN' IN HERE AGAIN, I'M GONNA HOG-TIE YA!
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Butt-Head: It's like it's coming out of it's ass...but then it's like also coming out of the ass of the ass.
Beavis: It's like...the poop's coming out of the ass of the ass! Heh-m heh Yeah!
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President Clinton: In recognition for your great service, I'm appointing you honorary agents in the bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
Butt-Head: Whoa! Huh huh...Alcohol and tobacco?
Beavis: Yeah...heh heh heh....and FIREARMS! Yeah!
President Clinton: Cool, huh?
Butt-Head: Cigarettes and beer kick ass!
Beavis: Yeah, yeah!...heh heh heh....We're in the bureau of beer and FIRE! And cigarettes! And maybe some chicks too!
Butt-Head: This is gonna be cool!
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Beavis: BUNGHOLE! Heh-heh-m-heh! Bunghoooooolllllioooooooo!
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Beavis: YOU MUST BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!!
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Butt-Head: I noticed you have braces....I have braces too...uh-huh-huh-huh....
buschick.wav (87K)
Butt-Head: Hey Beavis! We're on a bus with chicks! (Beavis laughs) Hey baby! Uh-huh-huh-huh.....
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Airplane Pilot: GET THE HELL OUT OF THE COCKPIT!!
Butt-Head: Huh-huh-huh...you said....
Airplane Pilot: NOW!!!
dammit.wav (13K)
Mr. Anderson: Ahh, DAMMIT!
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Agent Hurley: He's clean chief!
Butt-Head: Uh....huh-huh...Did I just score? Huh-huh!
dowife.wav (252K)
Muddy Grimes: I'll pay you ten grand plus expenses all payable after you do her.
Butt-Head: Uh...Do her??
Muddy Grimes: That's right! Do her! I'm offering you ten thousand dollars plus expenses to do my wife! We got a deal?
Beavis: Umm...actually, we just want to watch TV!
Butt-Head: Shutup, Beavis!! Uh...yeah, we'll do your wife!
Beavis: NO!! I wanna watch TV! (Butt-Head whacks him upside the head) AAAAAGH!
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Park Ranger: During an eruption, the water can reach as high as 200 feet!
Butt-Head: So?
Park Ranger: Uh, the geyser shoots out over 12,000 gallons of water in a single eruption!!
Beavis: That's not that much really.
Butt-Head: Yeah, really. Let's get out of here.
eruption.wav (223K)
Pres. Clinton: Beavis and Butt-Head, on behalf of your fellow Americans, I extend my deepest thanks! You exemplify a fine new crop of young Americans who will grow into the leaders of this great country.
Butt-Head: Uh-huh-huh-huh....he said 'Extend'...huh-huh
Beavis: Oh yeah...heh-heh-m heh...
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Butt-Head: This is it, Beavis...We're finally gonna score.
Beavis: Thank God! Heh-heh-heh...
looking.wav (130K)
Butt-Head: Uh, Attention! Attention! We're looking for the chick with big boobs!
Beavis: Yeah, yeah...we are ready to do you now...heh heh
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Beavis: What are we gonna do, Butt-Head? What if we never find it?!
goddamn.wav (43K)
Beavis: Um, yeah, I just have a question....um, is this a "God" damn?
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Beavis: I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I AM A GRINGO! I have no bunghole! Bung-holio! Eh-m-heh-heh....
godeep.wav (66K)
Agent Fleming: Ehh, these people know something. I want full cavity searches...EVERYONE! Go DEEP on 'em!
makesick.wav (54K)
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(Makes a great Startup Sound)
Agent Fleming: Well, look what we have here...You two make me sick! Book 'em, Borque!
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(Makes a great Error Sound)
Agent Fleming: Well, I'll be a monkey's BARE-ASSED uncle!
kdztoday.wav (70K)
Agent Borque: They look like a couple of kids, chief.
Agent Fleming: Borque, don't you realize what kids are capable of today? Don't you read the papers??
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Agent Fleming: Borque!
Agent Borque: Cavity search?
Agent Fleming: Deep and hard.
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