Dante: Thirty seven! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?

shrtcmgs.wav (42K)

Randall: There's nothing more exhilerating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

suck.wav (32K)

Dante: Hey, try not to suck any dick on the way from the parking lot!

bezerk.wav (95K)

First few bars of "Bezerker" sung by Olaf, the Russian guy.

dante.wav (42K)

Dante: I'm not even supposed to be here today!

few_are.wav (228K)
Randall is watching a porno movie called "Best of Both Worlds" as Katelin waits for Dante.

Katelin: What are you watching?
Randall: Children's programming. What'd you're Mom say when you told her you weren't engaged any more?
Katelin: She said not to come home until after graduation.
Randall: Wow! You got thrown out for Dante?
Katelin: What can I say? He does weird things to me.
Randall: Oooo... can I watch?
Katelin: You can hold me down.
Randall: Can I join in?
Katelin: You might be let down. I'm not a Hermaphrodite.
Randall: Hey, few are.

fukdup.wav (19K)

Jay: That's fucked up man...

humanvac.wav (27K)

Jay: Look who it is... the fuckin' human vacuum..

order.wav (370K)

Randall orders a long and filthy-sounding list of porno movie titles in front of a horrified Mom and her kid.

skerlnik.wav (34K)

Jay: Olaf, girl nice?
Olaf: Skerlnik! (or something like that)