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Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREWadsworth:Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn. As I was trying to tell you, there are no bullets left in this gun, you see? (Gun fires) One plus two, plus one...
Col. Mustard: Plus two, plus one, is.......(Chandelier drops behind him)
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HERECook: (Clangs gong)
Wadsworth: Ah, dinner!
Mr. Green: I'm sorry, I'm a little accident prone.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HERECol. Mustard: Just checking!
Mrs. Peacock: Everything allright?
Col. Mustard: Yep, two corpses, everything's fine.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREWadsworth: The game's up, Scarlett. There are no more bullets left in that gun.
Ms. Scarlet: Oh, c'mon, you don't expect me to fall for that old trick.
Wadsworth: It's not a trick! There was one shot at Mr. Body in the study, two for the chandelier, two at the lounge door, and one for the singing telegram.
Ms. Scarlet: That's not six.
Wadsworth: One plus two plus two plus one.
Ms. Scarlet: Uh-uh. There was only one shot that got the chandelier. That one plus two plus ONE plus one.
Wadsworth: Even if you're right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus two plus one plus one.
Ms. Scarlet: Alright, fine, one plus two plus one..........SHUT-UP!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HERECol. Mustard: This place for you?
Wadsworth: Indeed, no sir, I'm merely a humble butler.
Col. Mustard: And what exactly do you do?
Wadsworth: I butle, sir.
Col. Mustard: Which means what?
Wadsworth: The butler is head of the kitchen and dining room. I keep everything tidy, that's all.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMs. Scarlet: Communism is just a red herring.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMr. Green: So, it WAS you....I was going to expose you.
Wadsworth: I know, so I choose to expose myself.
Col. Mustard: Please, there are ladies present.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREWadsworth: Officer!
Cop: You're too late, I've seen it all.
Wadsworth: You have? I can explain everything.
Cop: You don't have to.
Wadsworth: I don't?
Cop: Don't worry, there is nothing illegal about any of this!
Wadsworth: Are you sure?
Cop: Of course! This is America!
Wadsworth: I see.
Cop: It's a free country, don't you know that?
Wadsworth: I didn't know it was THAT free.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMrs. White: Are you a cop?
Mr. Green: No, I'm a plant.
Ms. Scarlet: A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit!
Mr. Green: Very funny.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREWadsworth: But he was your second husband. Your first husband ALSO disappeared.
Mrs. White: But that was his job. He was an illusionist.
Wadsworth: But he never reappeared!
Mrs. White: Ahph! He wasn't a very good illusionist.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREWadsworth: Like the mounties, we always get our man!
Mr. Green: Mrs. Peacock was a man?! (Mr. Green gets slapped by Wadsworth and Ms. Scarlett)
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMrs. White: Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her sooo much, it, it the, it, flame, flames, FLAMES on the side of my face, breathing, breathle...heaving breaths, heaving....
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREWadsworth: Sorry! I didn't mean to frighten you.
Mr. Green: You're a bit late for THAT! Hate it when he does that!
Mrs. White: (Lets out a funny noise)
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMr. Green: But this is ridiculous! If he were such a patriotic American, why didn't he just report us to the authorities?
Wadsworth: He decided to put his information to good use and make a little money off of it...what could be more American than THAT?
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMrs. White: He had threatened to kill me in public...
Ms. Scarlet: Why would he want to kill you in public?
Wadsworth: I think she meant he threatened IN PUBLIC to kill her.
Ms. Scarlet: Oh.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREProf. Plum: Maybe he was poisoned!
Mrs. Peacock: (Screams hysterically and is soon slapped on the couch by Mr. Green)
Mr. Green: I....I had to stop her from screaming.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMs. Scarlet:Maybe there IS life after death.
Mrs. White: Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HERESinging Telegram Girl: Da-da-da-duh-duh-da! I am your sing-ing telegram.. (Gunshot and girl falls to floor)
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREWadsworth: And to make a long story short....
Everyone: Too late!
Wadsworth: One by one, you all arrived.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HERECol. Mustard: Well you tell him its not true!
Ms. Scarlett: It's not true.
Mr. Green: It's not true?
Ms. Scarlett: No, it's not true
Mr. Green: Aha! So it IS true!
Wadsworth: A double negative!
Col. Mustard: Double negative? You mean you have.....photographs?!
Wadsworth: That sounds like a confession to me, In fact the double negative has led to proof positive. I'm afraid you gave yourself away.
Col. Mustard: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?
Wadsworth: You don't need any help from me, sir.
Col. Mustard: That's right!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMrs. Peacock: Ah, well, if you'll excuse me, I have to, ah, um, is there a little girls room in the hall?
Yvette: Oui, Oui, madam.
Mrs. Peacock: No, I just want to powder my nose, thank you.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREWadsworth: And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington , D.C.!
Mr. Green: Is that what we ate? (Makes motions to vomit)
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMr. Green: I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife.
