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All of the Dragnet sounds are sampled at 11kHz 8-bit mono .wav, 22kHz 8-bit mono .wav, or 128bit/44khz/Stereo .Mp3. 


 sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)2things  .wav (266k)  .mp3 (193k)
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Joe Friday: Now, let me tell you something, Streebeck.  There are two things which clearly differentiate the human species from animals.  One, we use cutlery.  Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges.  Now you might be an exception, but don't drag me down into your private hell!


 sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)aheart  .wav (124k)  .mp3 (90k)
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Enid Borden: I should've thrown it all in the river the day he left, but unlike some people, I have a heart, goddammit!


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)dreams  .wav (277k)  .mp3 (201k)
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Joe Friday: Every man has a dream to chase.  Frank's was that goat farm.  Sure Captain, I understand.   But tell me something...
Capt. Gannon:  Yeah?
Joe Friday: Those 3.6 million citizens out there.  The ones who expected him to be on the job this morning...will they understand?


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)finished  .wav (49k)  .mp3 (36k)
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Joe Friday: I think we're finished here, don't you Detective Streebeck?


  sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)flathead  .wav (38k)  .mp3 (27k)
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Enid Borden: Says who?   FLATHEAD!


 sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)fruitbat  .wav (100k)  .mp3 (72k)
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Joe Friday: Ma'am, what is the approximate dry weight of the average Madagascar fruit tree bat?
Pep: You mean, you don't know?


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)furball  .wav (62k)  .mp3 (45k)
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Pep: Have you seen this guy? What a mental furball!


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)Godlaugh  .wav (117k)  .mp3 (85k)
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Joe Friday: Yeah, well just go ahead and chuckle away, mister.  I don't hear God laughing.
Pep: You will, once he sees your haircut.


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)goodpagn  .wav (38k)  .mp3 (27k)
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Pagan guy: GOOD EVENING, PAGANS!


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)hotshot  .wav (101k)  .mp3 (74k)
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Joe Friday: Listen, hotshot.   I don't care for you or for the putrid sludge you're trowling out!


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)imapagan  .wav (166k)  .mp3 (120k)
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Pep: HOWDY!  I'm Emil Muzz and I'm a pagan!  MUHAHAHAHAHA!


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)impresiv  .wav (114k)  .mp3 (83k)
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Joe Friday: They're quite impressive.  Bordering on spectacular.  We have to be running along now.


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)israelis  .wav (92k)  .mp3 (67k)
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Joe Friday: And you've forgotten you're facing the single finest fighting force ever assembled!
Rev. Worley: The Israelis  ?


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)itsmilk  .wav (588k)  .mp3 (426k)
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Pep: I can't quite place it!   It tastes like......
Joe Friday: MILK!  Just like the sign said on the building before you obliterated it!  Fresh, Wholesome Milk!
Pep: You probably love this stuff, don't you?
Joe Friday: Vitamin D!  Calcium!  Essential for good strong bones and healthy teeth!  But that's probably all Greek to you, isn't it?   Mr. Gingivitis!


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)moment  .wav (69k)  .mp3 (51k)
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Joe Friday: Isn't there anything job-related that you should be doing at this particular moment?


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)moregas  .wav (569k)  .mp3 (413k)
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Pep: You know, Friday, we're allowed to go 55.  On some occasions, even faster.
Joe Friday: I'm well aware of the Federally mandated speed limit, Streebeck.  But did it ever occur to you that by going 8 mph slower, we might save some gasoline and ease the burden on the poor taxpayers out there who pay our salaries?
Pep: Friday, a little extra gas isn't going to put the city in hock!  Besides this looks bad!  C'mon!  Live a little!  It's the vertical pedal on the right!


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)nodoz  .wav (54k)  .mp3 (39k)
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(A good error sound)

Capt. Gannon: Damn P.A.G.A.N.S. must be living on No-Doz!


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)pencldik  .wav (46k)  .mp3 (34k)
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(Talk about a hilarious start up sound!) 

Enid Borden: Bout time you pencildicks showed up!!


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)pimpstik  .wav (38k)  .mp3 (27k)
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(This is a hilarious error sound!) 

Enid Borden: Damn puss-faced little pimp stick!!


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)pukebag  .wav (45k)  .mp3 (33k)
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(Yet another hilarious error sound!) 

Enid Borden: That miserable little bag of puke!!


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)repressd  .wav (88k)  .mp3 (64k)
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Pep: You've got a lot of repressed feelings, don't you Friday?  Must be what keeps your hair up!


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)rights  .wav (98k)  .mp3 (71k)
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Jerry Caesar: I've got First Amendment rights too!  Look 'em up Friday.
Joe Friday: I don't have to look 'em up, mister, I can quote 'em to you!


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)skulnite  .wav (36k)  .mp3 (27k)
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(An EXCELLENT error sound!!)

Joe Friday: And on a school night too!


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)slimey  .wav (77k)  .mp3 (56k)
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(Yet another hilarious error sound!!) 

Enid Borden: There's nothin' you can do about it, you slimey little jizz bucket!!


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)thebeav  .wav (139k)  .mp3 (101k)
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Joe Friday: You certainly have a beautiful home, Miss Swail.
Pep: You bet!  Can the Beaver come out and play?


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)transfer  .wav (59k)  .mp3 (43k)
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Joe Friday: They should transfer you to missing persons, Streebeck!  You know everybody!


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)useless  .wav (46k)  .mp3 (33k)
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(Yet another hilarious error sound!!) 

Enid Borden: Useless scum-lapping shitbag!!!


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)vibrator  .wav (140k)  .mp3 (102k)
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Woman on intercom: Oh, thank God!  Vibrator repair?!
Joe Friday: No ma'am, Los Angeles Police Department.   Sorry.


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)virgin  .wav (135k)  .mp3 (99k)
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Joe Friday: Prepare the virgin?   I don't like the sound of that.
Pep: Let's just hope they're not referring to you.


sound_icon.jpg (1425 bytes)byepep  .wav (140k)  .mp3 (102k)
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Blonde Woman Police Officer: Bye Pep!  Will you be coming over later?
Pep:  Oh yeah, I have to.
Blonde Woman Police Officer: Oh?
Pep:  I'm wearing your underwear!


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