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Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJoe Friday: Now, let me tell you something, Streebeck. There are two things which clearly differentiate the human species from animals. One, we use cutlery. Two, we're capable of controlling our sexual urges. Now you might be an exception, but don't drag me down into your private hell!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREEnid Borden: I should've thrown it all in the river the day he left, but unlike some people, I have a heart, goddammit!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJoe Friday: Every man has a dream to chase. Frank's was that goat farm. Sure Captain, I understand. But tell me something...
Capt. Gannon: Yeah?
Joe Friday: Those 3.6 million citizens out there. The ones who expected him to be on the job this morning...will they understand?
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJoe Friday: I think we're finished here, don't you Detective Streebeck?
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREEnid Borden: Says who? FLATHEAD!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJoe Friday: Ma'am, what is the approximate dry weight of the average Madagascar fruit tree bat?
Pep: You mean, you don't know?
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREPep: Have you seen this guy? What a mental furball!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJoe Friday: Yeah, well just go ahead and chuckle away, mister. I don't hear God laughing.
Pep: You will, once he sees your haircut.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREPagan guy: GOOD EVENING, PAGANS!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJoe Friday: Listen, hotshot. I don't care for you or for the putrid sludge you're trowling out!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREPep: HOWDY! I'm Emil Muzz and I'm a pagan! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJoe Friday: They're quite impressive. Bordering on spectacular. We have to be running along now.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJoe Friday: And you've forgotten you're facing the single finest fighting force ever assembled!
Rev. Worley: The Israelis ?
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREPep: I can't quite place it! It tastes like......
Joe Friday: MILK! Just like the sign said on the building before you obliterated it! Fresh, Wholesome Milk!
Pep: You probably love this stuff, don't you?
Joe Friday: Vitamin D! Calcium! Essential for good strong bones and healthy teeth! But that's probably all Greek to you, isn't it? Mr. Gingivitis!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJoe Friday: Isn't there anything job-related that you should be doing at this particular moment?
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREPep: You know, Friday, we're allowed to go 55. On some occasions, even faster.
Joe Friday: I'm well aware of the Federally mandated speed limit, Streebeck. But did it ever occur to you that by going 8 mph slower, we might save some gasoline and ease the burden on the poor taxpayers out there who pay our salaries?
Pep: Friday, a little extra gas isn't going to put the city in hock! Besides this looks bad! C'mon! Live a little! It's the vertical pedal on the right!
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(A good error sound)Capt. Gannon: Damn P.A.G.A.N.S. must be living on No-Doz!
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(Talk about a hilarious start up sound!)Enid Borden: Bout time you pencildicks showed up!!
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(This is a hilarious error sound!)Enid Borden: Damn puss-faced little pimp stick!!
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(Yet another hilarious error sound!)Enid Borden: That miserable little bag of puke!!
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Pep: You've got a lot of repressed feelings, don't you Friday? Must be what keeps your hair up!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJerry Caesar: I've got First Amendment rights too! Look 'em up Friday.
Joe Friday: I don't have to look 'em up, mister, I can quote 'em to you!
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(An EXCELLENT error sound!!)Joe Friday: And on a school night too!
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(Yet another hilarious error sound!!)Enid Borden: There's nothin' you can do about it, you slimey little jizz bucket!!
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Pep: You bet! Can the Beaver come out and play?
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJoe Friday: They should transfer you to missing persons, Streebeck! You know everybody!
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(Yet another hilarious error sound!!)Enid Borden: Useless scum-lapping shitbag!!!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREWoman on intercom: Oh, thank God! Vibrator repair?!
Joe Friday: No ma'am, Los Angeles Police Department. Sorry.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJoe Friday: Prepare the virgin? I don't like the sound of that.
Pep: Let's just hope they're not referring to you.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREBlonde Woman Police Officer: Bye Pep! Will you be coming over later?
Pep: Oh yeah, I have to.
Blonde Woman Police Officer: Oh?
Pep: I'm wearing your underwear!