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Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMax: THE GREEN HORNET STRIKES AGAIN!! Hahaha! Caught my limit! I see you only snagged one, huh?
John: TWO fish are on there you moron, and you know damn well that I throw back what I'm not gonna eat!
Max: Oh yeah, like that 40 pound muskie you're always yaking about...It's a shame no one ever sees you with these monsters!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJohn: Is he really going to run for mayor?
Max: Make a damn fine mayor, too.
John: Good thing he's his mother's son. If he looked like you, he'd never get on the ballot!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJohn: Fine, you wanna clock me? You think you can take me? C'mon!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMax: Why would a woman come over at 1:30 in the morning to see you?
John: Just why do you think, bonehead?
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMax: Women and fish...you could never catch either one of them, Gustafson.
John: I have laid more pipe in this town than Wabasha plumbing!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJohn: You hear about Eddie Hicks?
Max: Hypothermia's a bitch! Not quick like a stroke!
John: A stroke is no different, you could still end up like a vegetable. Give me a cardiac anyday!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREGrandpa: I'll tell you what's on my mind....It's butt cold out here, and I'm fresh out of beer!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREGrandpa: Looks like he's gonna enter the holy of holies! Coitus Uninterruptus!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREGrandpa: Looks like Chuck's slippin' her the old salami!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREGrandpa: Looks like Chuck's gonna put the hot dog in the bun!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREGrandpa: Looks like Chuck's a tomcat on the prowl! Yowwwww!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREGrandpa: Looks like Chuck's taking the ol' log to the beaver!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREGrandpa: Looks like Chuck's gonna bury his boner!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREGrandpa: Looks like Chuck's takin' his skinboat to tuna town!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREGrandpa: Looks like Chuck's takin' a ride on the wild boloney pony!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREGrandpa: Colder than a witch's titty out there, isn't it?
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMax: Hey watch your mouth, you dumb friggin' swede!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMax: Eat my shorts!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJohn: You're supposed to be smokin' filtered cigarettes, Pop!
Grandpa: Yeah, well, I'm 94 years old! What the hell do I care, huh?
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREAriel: Gay or straight?
John: Huh?
Ariel: Heterosexual or Homosexual?
John: Geez Louise!
Ariel: Well, it's a perfectly legitimate question!
John: Well maybe in California, but here in Minnesota...Who-ho-ho-ho!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREGrandpa: Hey you two! Get your asses in here!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREChuck: And how is the grinch today?
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREAriel: Ah, yes, there's nothing like the scent of fresh tea tree, just soaking into your pores...don't you agree?
Max: Lovely!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMax: The green hornet's caught more fish than you've lied about, Gustafson!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREGrandpa: You mount the woman, son....or else, send her out to me, huh?
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREGrandpa: Kids...Can't live with 'em...Can't shoot 'em!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMax: Shutup, fat ass!!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMax: Mornin' dickhead!
John: Hello, Moron!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJohn: Hey, did you hear? Someone moved into the Klickner place. A woman.
Grandpa: A woman?
John: Yeah.
Grandpa: Did you mount her?
John: Ahh..Dad!!
Grandpa: Well, the woman, does she have big thighs?
John: No.
Grandpa: No?! Then what's the problem? If I was a young feller like you, I'd be mountin' every woman in Wabasha!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMax: You mean the lowlife, asswipe, eggsucker, John Gustafson?
Mr. Schneider: Have you seen him?
Max: Man's crazy! Loco! Always hangin' around round those kinky strip bars...you know, the ones where the men take their clothes off? That's of course, if he's taking his medication.
Mr. Schneider: Medication?
Max: Yes, without it, he could be anywhere...wanderin' around, talking to the trees. Believe me, this man is a menace! Always drinking, starting fights, isn't that right?
Mr. Schneider: But, have you seen him?
John: No.
Max: I think perhaps....um...no.....no.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMelanie: C'mon Dad, you're a handsome eligible guy, you've got a nice house, a good pension, you've got a lot to offer her!
Grandpa: Well, I've got somethin' to offer her! Rowrrr-rowrrr!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMax: Your old pal failed you, huh Chuck?
John: Ohhhh, couldn't rise to the occasion?
Max: Yes, the spirit was willing...
John: Yeah, but the flesh was, uh....
Max: Weak! Weak!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HERE(This is clipped so you can set it to loop mode when you play the song...Have fun!)
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMax: Pain, he wants to talk about pain? I had a gallstone the size of a baseball!
John: Oh, gallstones! Yeah, gallstones are for pussies! When I had the shingles, did you see me in here complaining to Phil about it? Huh? Did you?
Max: Shingles, schmingles...When I had my ulcers, I was....farting razor blades!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREJohn: See, these days, they say you have to do...safe sex.
Ariel: John, when was the last time you made love?
John: October 4th....1978.
Ariel: Oh, I think we're safe.....
