All the Jerry Maguire sounds are sampled at 11kHz.

 

3lovers.wav (45K)
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Dorothy: I've had three lovers in FOUR years!
Laurel: That's not bad.
Dorothy: And all of them were a distant second to a good book and a warm bath.


allyou.wav (24K)
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Avery: It's all about you, isn't it? Soothe ME! Save ME! Love ME!


alone.wav (18K)
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Jerry: That, ah, lone thing...is not my specialty.


another.wav (28K)
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Avery: If you ever want me to be with another woman for you, I would do it.


boohoo.wav (15K)
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Rod: Well, boo-fucking-hoo!


cereal.wav (13K)
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Jerry: Oh, no, thanks. We bottom feeders prefer cereal first.


complete.wav (66K)
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Jerry: I love you...you complete me.


didyouno.wav (108K)
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Ray: Jerry, did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?
Jerry: Did you know that Troy Aikman in only 6 years has passed for 16,303 yards?
Ray: Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?


dontpanc.wav (18K)
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Jerry: When you think about what you did back there...don't....don't panic.


empty.wav (24K)
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Dicky Fox: If this is empty, this doesn't matter.


everythg.wav (19K)
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Jerry: You know, I don't think we need to do the thing where we tell each other EVERYTHING.


freaked.wav (22K)
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Bob Sugar: I don't want to say he was drug induced or whatever, but the fact is the guy just completely fucking freaked out.


getpast.wav (14K)
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Bob Sugar: Could you get past yourself for a second? Jesus!


gladtalk.wav (8K)
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Jerry: I'm glad we had this talk.


goingon.wav (24K)
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Dorothy: Sometimes, I can't tell at all what's going on in that head of yours.


greatday.wav (33K)
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Dicky Fox: I LOVE getting up in the morning. I clap my hands and say 'This is going to be a great day!'


hangball.wav (20K)
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Copy Guy: That's how you become great man. Hang your balls out there.


hardwork.wav (17K)
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Dorothy: But maybe, love shouldn't be such hard work.


harttell.wav (25K)
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Jerry: I'm going to make this decision easy for you, okay? Just what does your heart tell you?


hepburn.wav (20K)
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Jerry: Wow! That's more than a dress...its a Audrey Hepburn movie.


hootie.wav (66K)
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Kid: Excuse me...
Rod: Hey, what's happening?
Kid: Are you a Hootie?
Rod: No..I am not Hootie...mofo.


humanhed.wav (19K)
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Ray: The human head weighs eight pounds.


imsaying.wav (21K)
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Rod: I hear that you hear what I'm saying...but do you truly hear what I'm saying?


incapab.wav (18K)
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Marcie: This is humiliating, I'm pregnant, and I'm incapable of bullshit.


insults.wav (28K)
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Dorothy: I'm sorry, but I'm not as good with the insults as she is.
Marcie: No, that was pretty good.
Rod: No shit.


interest.wav (16K)
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Laurel: This guy would go home with a gardening tool right now if it showed interest.


kidtech.wav (35K)
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Babysitter: Nanny? I prefer 'child technician.'


roll.wav (44K)
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Dicky Fox: Roll with the punches. Tomorrow is another day.


sleep.wav (31K)
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Jerry: We'll see you all again....sleep tight.


killyou.wav (8K)
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Laurel: You fuck this up, I'll kill you.


letulive.wav (66K)
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Tyson: Go mofo!
Marcie: Uh-uh. Come here...come here. Why don't you be the first man in your family not to use that word...then we'll let you live.


likeme.wav (43K)
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Dorothy: I've got this great guy and he loves my kid. And he sure does like me a lot.


listens.wav (19K)
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Laurel: I'm losing the only person who listens to me...and you only listen to me partially.


livehere.wav (107K)
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Dorothy: I think you should not come in...or come in. Depending on how you feel.
Jerry: It's up to you.
Dorothy: No, I have to go in...I live here.


lostbull.wav (13K)
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Jerry: I had lost the ability to bullshit.


makeday.wav (20K)
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Dorothy: I'm sure that would just make your day, huh?


makesme.wav (16K)
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Rod: To hear you say that...makes me love you baby!


manheis.wav (39K)
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Dorothy: I love him for the..for the man he wants to be and I love him for the man he almost is!


money1.wav (150K)
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Jerry: Yeah, w-what can I do for you, Rod? You just tell me what can I do for you.
Rod: It's a very personal, very important thing. Hell...its our family motto. Are you ready Jerry?
Jerry: I'm ready.
Rod:Just want to make sure you're ready, brother. Cuz here it is.....show me the money!


money5.wav (42K)
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Rod: I love the black man!
Jerry: I LOVE THE BLACK MAN! SHOW ME THE MONEY!!


money6.wav (27K)
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Rod: I love black people!
Jerry: I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!


whomofo.wav (22K)
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Rod: Who's your motherfucker, Jerry?
Jerry: YOU MY MOTHERFUCKER!


mrblack.wav (22K)
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Jerry: He said I don't know what it's like to be a black person? I'm MR. black people!


nevrbetr.wav (110K)
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Avery: DON'T EVER STOP..(snip, snip)...NEVER BETTER! NEVER BETTER!


nitemare.wav (13K)
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Jerry: Yes, jump right into my nightmare, the waters warm.


notrest.wav (50K)
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Jerry: I will not rest until I have you holding a coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game featuring you, while singing your own song in a new commercial starring you, broadcast during a super bowl game you are winning.


notshow.wav (13K)
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Bob Sugar: It's not show friends, it's show business.


oak.wav (50K)
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Matt Cushman: You know I don't do contracts. But what you do have is my word. And it's stronger than oak.


personal.wav (23K)
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Dicky Fox: The key to this business is personal relationships.


remove.wav (16K)
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Marcie: And say what? Please remove your dick from my ass?


ridofme.wav (12K)
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Jerry: I'm not going to let you get rid of me.


miracles.wav (93K)
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Rod: I am a valuable commodity. I go across the middle. I see a dude coming at me...trying to kill me! I say 'Get killed...catch the ball' Boo-yah! Touchdown! I make miracles happen!


shoplift.wav (65K)
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Rod: A real man wouldn't shoplift the pootie from a single mother.
Jerry: I didn't shoplift the pootie......alright, I shoplifted the pootie.


staycalm.wav (19K)
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Marcie: You have to tell me something! I cannot stay calm..I am freakin here!


talking.wav (28K)
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Rod: See, that's the difference between us. You think we're fightin', and I think we're finally talkin'!


thissome.wav (8K)
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Rod: This is some bullshit!


wrongmom.wav (41K)
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Ray: What's wrong, mom?
Dorothy: First class is what's wrong. Before it was a better meal, now it's a better life.


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