All the Major League 2 sounds are sampled at 11kHz.

 

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Harry Doyle: Rick Vaughn gets the starting call today.  We're told he matured a lot over the winter...apparently he's bathing now.  Congratulations, Rick!   As you know Monty, Vaughn's been working on a couple of new pitches.  The eliminator and the humiliator to compliment his fastball, the terminator.
Monty: I heard that.
Harry Doyle: Dynamite drop-in Monty!  That broadcast school has really paid off.

born.wav (35K) Save to Online Drive

Dorn: Did you ever get that feeling that you were just born for greatness?

fighting.wav (297K) Save to Online Drive

Harry Doyle: My God!  Good news, fans!  The Indians are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks!  As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other! . . .  It looks like Willie Hayes is trying to hit Rick Vaughn.  And why not?  Everybody else in the league does.  Hayes swings and misses!  I don't know, Monty, it looks like Vaughn's carrying his left a little low...this could hurt him in the later rounds.

focus.wav (119K) Save to Online Drive

Coach: This team has completely lost its focus.
Dorn: (unrolls poster of himself) Do you think April is too early for a Roger Dorn night?
Coach: aaawww....

yellow.wav (77K) Save to Online Drive

Nikki: That ball wouldn't have made it out of a lot of parks.
Vaughn: Name one.
Nikki: Yellowstone?

freclear.wav (129K) Save to Online Drive

Taylor: You okay, Pedro?
Cerrano: Okay?  I'm free and clear!
Vaughn: Did he say free and queer?
Cerrano: CLEAR!  Free of anger and hostility that run Cerrano's life!

garbage.wav (255K) Save to Online Drive

Harry Doyle: If that's not Shaquille O'Neal in left, that baby's out of here!
Randy Quaid: YOU ROTTEN MOBS!  YOU OVERPAID WEENIES!  MILD THING!   YOU MAKE MY BUTT STING!  I DETEST YOU!  YOU'RE ALL GARBAGE!  ALL OF YOU!  BACK UP THE TRUCK!  BACK IT UP!

hibrnatr.wav (176K) Save to Online Drive

Harry Doyle: That looked like the Terminator, only slower.  Maybe it was his Out-of-Stater!  Or it could have been the Hibernator.  That baby is definitely going away for the winter.  Whatever for Vaughn, it could be see-ya-later, he's probably gonna become a spectator.

inthebag.wav (93K) Save to Online Drive

Randy Quaid: Alright!!!  Break out the champagne!  It's in the bag!   The fat lady has left the building!

japanse.wav (59K) Save to Online Drive

Japanese groundsmen: (Telling each other in Japanese that the Indians are "shitty" again)  Very funny!

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Harry Doyle: And so, Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka, recently of the Tokyo Giants, knocks himself cold for the second time this week.  Maybe in Japan that's actually better than catching the ball!  Personally, I just think he's trying to get out of the lineup.

pansy.wav (63K) Save to Online Drive

Harry Doyle: Cerrano's doing some interesting limbering up exercises in right...what a pansy!

women.wav (45K) Save to Online Drive

Rube: Women...you can't live without 'em, and they can't pee standing up!

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Harry Doyle: You know, I used to hate Parkman when he was with the A's.   It's amazing how a new uniform can change your attitude about a guy.    He's STILL a dick!

problem.wav (27K) Save to Online Drive

Taylor: What exactly is your problem?

loveuall.wav (32K) Save to Online Drive

Cerrano: I LOVE YOU ALL!  (laughs)

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Parkman: What do you call that garbage?
Vaughn: That's called the eliminator.
Parkman: The eliminator...?
Vaughn: I got a new one I'll show ya...you get a piece of it, I'll let you name it.
(Vaughn pitches the ball and Parkman hits it out of the stadium.)
Parkman: I'd call it the masturbator.

mindonbb.wav (76K) Save to Online Drive

Harry Doyle: I don't know how this guy keeps his mind on baseball with all the paternity suits and all...
Monty: I think those are parking tickets.
Harry Doyle: Yeah!

nomarble.wav (187K) Save to Online Drive

Tanaka: You know...you have no...you have no...MARBLES!
Cerrano: Marbles?
Tanaka: MARBLES!!  YOU HAVE NO MARBLES!!

oldtimer.wav (80K) Save to Online Drive

Dorn: As general manager of this team, I demand to know when I'm getting a start!
Taylor: There's an old timer game coming up soon.

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