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Harry Doyle: Rick Vaughn gets the starting call today. We're told he matured a lot over the winter...apparently he's bathing now. Congratulations, Rick! As you know Monty, Vaughn's been working on a couple of new pitches. The eliminator and the humiliator to compliment his fastball, the terminator.
Monty: I heard that.
Harry Doyle: Dynamite drop-in Monty! That broadcast school has really paid off.
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Dorn: Did you ever get that feeling that you were just born for greatness?
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Harry Doyle: My God! Good news, fans! The Indians are showing signs of life for the first time in weeks! As a matter of fact, they appear to be beating the crap out of each other! . . . It looks like Willie Hayes is trying to hit Rick Vaughn. And why not? Everybody else in the league does. Hayes swings and misses! I don't know, Monty, it looks like Vaughn's carrying his left a little low...this could hurt him in the later rounds.
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Coach: This team has completely lost its focus.
Dorn: (unrolls poster of himself) Do you think April is too early for a Roger Dorn night?
Coach: aaawww....
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Nikki: That ball wouldn't have made it out of a lot of parks.
Vaughn: Name one.
Nikki: Yellowstone?
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Taylor: You okay, Pedro?
Cerrano: Okay? I'm free and clear!
Vaughn: Did he say free and queer?
Cerrano: CLEAR! Free of anger and hostility that run Cerrano's life!
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Harry Doyle: If that's not Shaquille O'Neal in left, that baby's out of here!
Randy Quaid: YOU ROTTEN MOBS! YOU OVERPAID WEENIES! MILD THING! YOU MAKE MY BUTT STING! I DETEST YOU! YOU'RE ALL GARBAGE! ALL OF YOU! BACK UP THE TRUCK! BACK IT UP!
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Harry Doyle: That looked like the Terminator, only slower. Maybe it was his Out-of-Stater! Or it could have been the Hibernator. That baby is definitely going away for the winter. Whatever for Vaughn, it could be see-ya-later, he's probably gonna become a spectator.
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Randy Quaid: Alright!!! Break out the champagne! It's in the bag! The fat lady has left the building!
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Japanese groundsmen: (Telling each other in Japanese that the Indians are "shitty" again) Very funny!
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Harry Doyle: And so, Hiroshi "Kamikaze" Tanaka, recently of the Tokyo Giants, knocks himself cold for the second time this week. Maybe in Japan that's actually better than catching the ball! Personally, I just think he's trying to get out of the lineup.
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Harry Doyle: Cerrano's doing some interesting limbering up exercises in right...what a pansy!
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Rube: Women...you can't live without 'em, and they can't pee standing up!
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Harry Doyle: You know, I used to hate Parkman when he was with the A's. It's amazing how a new uniform can change your attitude about a guy. He's STILL a dick!
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Taylor: What exactly is your problem?
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Cerrano: I LOVE YOU ALL! (laughs)
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Parkman: What do you call that garbage?
Vaughn: That's called the eliminator.
Parkman: The eliminator...?
Vaughn: I got a new one I'll show ya...you get a piece of it, I'll let you name it.
(Vaughn pitches the ball and Parkman hits it out of the stadium.)
Parkman: I'd call it the masturbator.
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Harry Doyle: I don't know how this guy keeps his mind on baseball with all the paternity suits and all...
Monty: I think those are parking tickets.
Harry Doyle: Yeah!
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Tanaka: You know...you have no...you have no...MARBLES!
Cerrano: Marbles?
Tanaka: MARBLES!! YOU HAVE NO MARBLES!!
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Dorn: As general manager of this team, I demand to know when I'm getting a start!
Taylor: There's an old timer game coming up soon.
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