Yippeekaya Motherfucker...

thats_it.wav(98K)
Ossie Davis and Spike Lee in Do the Right Thing:

Da Mayor: Doctor...
Mookie: C'mon, what. What?
Da Mayor: Always do the right thing.
Mookie: That's it?
Da Mayor: That's it.
Mookie: I got it, I'm gone.

tg_daddy.wav(95K)
Lori Petty in Tank Girl:

You just gotta think about it like the first time you got laid. You just gotta go: "Daddy, are you sure this is right?"

pickfeet.wav(414K)
From The French Connection:

Popeye: (Gene Hackman) When's the last time you picked your feet, huh?
Crook: What's he talkin' about!
Popeye: I got a man up in Poughkeepsie that wants to talk to you. You ever been in Poughkeepsie? Huh? Have you ever been in Poughkeepsie?
Crook: Hey, man c'mon gimme a break, man. I don't know what you' re talkin' about, man!
Popeye: Lemme hear you say it, c'mon. Have you ever been in Poughkeepsie? You been in Poughkeepsie haven't you? I wanna hear it! C'mon!
Crook: Yes... yes.. I've...
Popeye: You been there, right?
Crook: Yeah.
Popeye: You sat on the edge of the bed, didn't you? You took off your shoes, you put your finger between your toes and picked your feet. Didn't you? NOW SAY IT!
Crook: Yes!
Popeye: Alright. You coulda killed my partner, you know what that means? Goddammit! All winter long I gotta listen to him gripe about his bowling scores. Now I'm gonna bust your ass for those three bags, and I'm gonna nail you for pickin' you feet in Poughkeepsie.

pbr.wav(104K)
Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet:

Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

oh_shit.wav(240K)

Robert Redford and Paul Newman jump off the cliff in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

watrfrnt.wav(621K)
Marlon Brando in On the Waterfront:

Brando: Charlie it was you. Remember that night in the Garden? You came down to my dressing room and said "KId, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night." My night? I coulda taken Wilson apart. So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors in a ballpark, and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palookaville. You was my brother, Charlie. You shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short end money.
Charlie: Oh I had some bets down for you. You saw some money.
Brando: You don't understand! I coulda had class! I coulda been a contender! I coulda been somebody instead of a bum, which is what I am. Let's face it. It was you, Charlie.

mad-hell.wav(83K)
Peter Finch in Network:

I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!

sally.wav(459K)

The "orgasm" scene from When Harry Met Sally.

thx.wav(322K)

The THX Open. Used on THX encoded laserdiscs. In stereo.

badges.wav(236K)
From Treasure of Sierra Madre:

Bandito: Oiga, Senor. We are the Federales. You know... the Mounted Police.
Bogart: If you're the police, where are your badges?
Bandito: Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!
Bogart: Better not come any closer!

poetry.wav(141K)
Lori Petty in Tank Girl:

Look. You wanna torture me? Spank me? Lick me? Do it. But if this poetry shit continues, just shoot me now please...

sc_bond.wav(43K)
Sean Connery as...

Bond. James Bond.

crapbigr.wav(50K) 22kHz sample
Jack Palance in City Slickers.

I crap bigger'n you.

frwilly2.wav(330K)
From Free Willy 2.

Whale sounds

Nadine: What is it?
Randolph: Willy.

Music swells, and the sound of Willy jumping.

grumpy1.zip(440K)
Burgess Meredith in Grumpy Old Men. This is a zip file with these sounds in it:

1.wav Looks like Chuck's takin ol' one eye to the optometrist's!
2.wav Looks like he's gonna enter the holiest of holys. Coitus uninterruptus!
3.wav Looks like Chuck's slippin' her the old salami!
4.wav Looks like Chuck's gonna put the hot dog in the bun!

grumpy2.zip(442K)
Burgess Meredith in Grumpy Old Men. This is a zip file with these sounds in it:

5.wav Looks like Chuck's a tomcat on the prowl. Meoooowwww.
6.wav Looks like Chuck's takin' the ol' log to the beaver!
7.wav Looks like Chuck's gonna bury his boner!
8.wav Looks like Chuck's takin' a skin boat to Tuna Town!
9.wav Looks like Chuck's takin' a ride on the wild baloney pony!

warpol.wav(30K)
Gene Hackman in Crimson Tide:

War is a continuation of politics by other means.

warenemy.wav(67K)
Denzel Washington in Crimson Tide:

In my humble opinion, in the nuclear world the only true enemy is war itself.

vacati~2.wav(398K)
From National Lampoon's Vacation:

Clark: I think you're all fucked in the head! We're 10 hours from the fuckin' fun park and you want to bail out! Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling "Zippity Do-da" out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrammage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!
Russ: Dad, you want an asprin or something?
Clark: Don't touch!

d&dloser.wav(26K)
Jim Carrey in Dumb & Dumber:

You are one pathetic loser!

goodmorn.wav(40K)
Robin Williams in Good Morning, Vietnam:

Gooooood morning Vietnam!

makeday.wav(32K)
Clint Eastwood in Sudden Impact:

Go ahead. Make my day.

dharry2.wav(375K)
Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry:

Uh uh.... I know what you're thinkin' punk. You're thinkin' "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well to tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement. But bein' that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and will blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well do ya, Punk?

Punk laughs, Harry fires...sound of Punk's body splashing into the water.)

shine.wav(121K)
From The Jerk:

Father : You see that?
Steve Martin: Yeah.
Father: That's shit. And this is shinola.
Martin: Shit. Shinola.
Father: Son, you're gonna be allright.

stranger.wav (32K)
Donald Sutherland as Hawkeye Pierce in the movie version of M*A*S*H:

I don't know your name stranger, but the face is familiar.

mother.wav (92K)
Anothony Perkins in Psycho:

Mother...my mother... umm, what is the phrase?...she isn't quite herself today.

nocurve.wav (87K)
From Major League:

I can no hit curve ball. Straight ball, I hit it very much. Curve ball, bats are afraid.

faith.wav (216K)
Mariel Hemingway in Woody Allen's Manhattan:

Six months isn't so long. And everybody gets corrupted. You just have to have a little faith in people.

rapping.wav (116K)
From The Crow:

Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping. Rapping at my chamber door. You heard me rapping, right?

whatthef.wav (178K)
Curtis Armstrong talking to Tom Cruise in Risky Business:

Every now and then, say"What the fuck?". "What the fuck?" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

apology.wav(216K)
From A Fish Called Wanda. John Cleese's character has insulted Otto, and he apologizes while being held upside down out a 2nd story window:

Alright, alright... I apologize. I'm really, really sorry. I apologize unreservedly. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice. And I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

gddsex.wav (40K)
Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally:

"It just so happens that I have had plenty of good sex."

allihave.wav (83K)
Al Pacino in Scarface:

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one. You understand?"

beback.wav (12K)

Arnold in Terminator: "I'll be back"