All of The Saint sounds
are sampled at 11kHz.

Movie based on the novel
series by Leslie Charteris

Val Kilmer
Elisabeth Shue

50millon.wav (18K)

Simon Templar: 50 Million...I'm out!

armed.wav (130K)

Ivan Tretiak: All I am, is a poet.  Spinning rhymes of Russia, not cut off at the knees, but armed to the teeth!

august.wav (129K)

Simon Templar: Allow me to introduce myself.  My name is August Christopher.  I was named for St. Augustan, who coined my favorite phrase, 'Give me chastity and give me constancy, but do not give it yet.'

bruno.wav (133K)

Ivan Tretiak: Who are you?
Simon Templar: My name is Bruno Hautenfaust.  I was named for a saint, who was a very wealthy man.  Got wines, the womens, the songs...the whole bit, and then inexplicably, took a vow of poverty and became a hermit.  Went off to live in the forest, in the nude.

coffee.wav (31K)

Simon Templar (as Bruno): It's too guys want to get some coffee or something?

donation.wav (129K)

Radio News Announcer (voice of Roger Moore): Donations totaling three billion dollars were made today to the Red Cross, the Salvation Army, and the United Way Children's Fund.  The funds were wired from the account of jailed Russian tycoon, Ivan Tretiak.

faith.wav (25K)

Simon Templar: Oh ye of little faith.

files.wav (135K)

Ivan Tretiak: You heard about this morning's sensational events.  Many shocking documents were recovered from the President's secret files!  Locked within his private safe!

formula.wav (155K)

Dr. Emma Russell: It's, uh, something that I'm working on...a formula for creating energy.
Simon Templar (as Thomas More): That you carry around in your underwear?
Dr. Emma Russell: Heh, uh, yeah.

foundme.wav (171K)

Simon Templar: You found me.
Dr. Emma Russell: Wasn't very hard.  Two men with saint's names flew into Moscow yesterday.  Udora Bonkenjas, a short, bald African, whereas Vincent Ferrer...
Simon Templar: Named for a saint who betrayed his best friend.

fraud.wav (106K)

Simon Templar (as old nerdguy): I'm here to do an interview with that Dr. Russell.  I'm here to expose her as a fraud.  You don't put any stock in this cold fusion mumbo-jumbo, do ya?
Dr. Emma Russell: Actually, I do.

free.wav (154K)

Dr. Emma Russell: You see, I'm going to give cold fusion to the world.  It's the only way that if we're ever together again that I'll know it's for you, and you'll know it's for me.  If cold fusion is free, then you and I, Simon, will be free too.

friends.wav (62K)

Ivan Tretiak: Friends!  Countrymen!   Russians!!

moron.wav (17K)

Simon Templar (as Tretiak impostor): Phone goes the other way, moron!

nevrleav.wav (28K)

Simon Templar: If you want to live, never leave my side!

pispants.wav (101K)

Tretiak advisor: How does it look, for the leader's son, to walk out when the leader speaks?
Ivan Tretiak's son: You prefer the leader's son to piss his pants on live TV?  Hmm?

thomas.wav (123K)

Simon Templar (as Thomas More): My name is Thomas More.  I was named after a saint, who died for his faith.

saints.wav (113K)

Scotland Yard Investigator: Nicolas Owen, Louis Guenever, Peter Damien...
Dr. Emma Russell:
Of course.  Thomas More...all the names of Catholic saints.

seize.wav (88K)


whyulied.wav (43K)

Simon Templar:  You've got to get away from me!
Dr. Emma Russell:
I'm not going anywhere until you tell me why you lied to me.


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