Shaft: I get fifty bucks an hour... plus expenses!

blakshit.wav (26K)

Lt. Androzzi: Aw come on Shaft, what is it with this Black shit?

caucasn.wav (19K)

Shaft: You're a very wise caucasian, Vic.

chair.wav (28K)

Lt. Androzzi: Have a chair, John.
Shaft: I don't like your chair.

closeit.wav (78K)

Shaft: Looks like you're gonna have to close it yourself, shitty!

coolit.wav (24K)

(anonymous Black revolutionary type): Cool it, man.
Shaft: You cool it, boy!

cutcrap.wav (16K)

Shaft: Cut the crap, man, this is Shaft.

deadcat.wav (42K)

(anonymous Black revolutionary type): You're a shrewd cat, Shaft.
Shaft: You and your boys blow it and I'll be one dead cat.

dontjive.wav (11K)

Shaft: Don't jive me!

getlaid.wav (91K)

Androzzi's partner: Hey, where the hell you going, Shaft?
Shaft: To get laid, where the hell are you going?

getubmpy.wav (10K)

Shaft: I'll get you, Bumpy.

kindajob.wav (17K)

Shaft: What kind of fucking job are you talking about?

layonme.wav (12K)

Shaft: What you trying to lay on me, huh?

likewar.wav (11K)

Shaft: Looks like war coming, huh?

lookbaby.wav (5K)

Shaft: Look, baby.

loveyou.wav (K)

Shaft: Yeah, I know... take it easy.

machine.wav (42K)

Shaft: I got to feeling like a machine. That's no way to feel.

mnrtyflk.wav (44K)

Shaft: It warms my Black heart to see you so concerned about us minority folks.

mushmth.wav (30K)

Shaft: That's 'cause us Black folk talk mush-mouth, Lieutenant.

nothin.wav (17K)

Shaft: Ben, you got nothin' I want!

nowaybab.wav (10K)

Shaft: No way, baby.

offmybak.wav (10K)

Shaft: Get off my back, huh?

problems.wav (K)

Shaft's woman: You got problems, baby?
Shaft: Yeah, I got a couple of 'em. I was born Black, and I was born poor.

prtyover.wav (72K)

Shaft: Party's over... you got to split. Some other time, huh... same feelings, same place.

righton.wav (5K)

Shaft: Right on!

runworth.wav (66K)

Shaft: When you lead that revolution, Whitey better be standing still... 'cause you don't run worth a damn no more!

stayloos.wav (10K)

Shaft: Stay loose, baby.

stratbab.wav (7K)

Shaft: We're straight, baby.

sueass.wav (25K)

Shaft: ...and I'll sue your goddamn ass for false arrest!

tcb.wav (19K)

Shaft: Right now I gotta take care of some business.

thnxbro.wav (8K)

Shaft: Thanks, brother.

threaten.wav (30K)

Shaft: Threatening my livelihood is a violation of my rights, isn't it, Vic?

ubelevit.wav (7K)

Shaft: You believe it.

upyours.wav (12K)

Shaft: Up yours, baby.

willie.wav (21K)

Shaft: Why don't stop playing with yourself, Willie?

yougot.wav (13K)

Shaft: Just say what you got, man.