speed.zip(1295K) Save to Online Drive

A .zip file containing all of the Speed sounds

jesusbob.wav (44K) Save to Online Drive

(after the elevator has just crashed to a stop)
Elevator passenger: "Jesus. Bob, what button did you push?"

hostage.wav (363K) Save to Online Drive

Harry: "Alright, pop quiz: The airport. Gunman with one hostage, he's using her for cover, he's almost to the plane. You're a hundred feet away."
(Long pause)
"Jack?"
Jack: "Shoot the hostage."
Harry: "What?"
Jack: "Take her out of the equation. Go for the good wound and he can't get to the plane with her. Clear shot"
Harry: "You are deeply nuts, you know that? 'Shoot the hostage'... jeez..."

popquiz.wav (23K) Save to Online Drive

Bomber: "Pop quiz, hotshot!"

fuck_you.wav (135K) Save to Online Drive

Bomber: "Are you ready to die, friend?"
Harry: "Fuck you."
Bomber: "Oh... in two hundred years we've come from 'I regret that I have but one life to give for my country' to 'Fuck you'?"
Harry: "Go ahead, drop the stick. Do it."

you_fuck.wav (158K) Save to Online Drive

Harry: "Shoot the hostage."
Bomber: (laughs) "Say goodbye Harry." (gunshot, Harry screams and falls.)
Harry: "You fuck!"

prick.wav (58K) Save to Online Drive

Harry: "You shot me. I can't believe it. They're giving you a medal for shooting me you little prick."

havesex.wav (31K) Save to Online Drive

Harry: "I'm gonna go home, and have some sex.".

bombbus.wav (191K) Save to Online Drive

Bomber: "Pop quiz, Hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50 it blows up. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?"

itisnow.wav (208K) Save to Online Drive

Jack: "STOP! L.A.P.D! Get out of the car!"
Driver: "Hey man, this is MY car. I OWN this car. It's not stolen."
Jack: "It is now. Move over."
Driver: "Fuck!.... you scratch this puppy and me and you are gonna have words, you understand?" (tires squeal)

a_brain.wav (76K) Save to Online Drive

Bomber: "Jack... nothing tricky now... you know that I'm on top of you. Do not ATTEMPT to grow a brain."

taxes.wav (97K) Save to Online Drive

Woman passenger: "Are they going to help us?"
Male passenger: "Sure they are, they're the police. Hey, your taxes are payin' their salary. We die, they gotta take a pay cut."

vomit.wav (42K) Save to Online Drive

Male passenger: "It's OK. If you need to you go right ahead and vomit."

busy.wav (135K) Save to Online Drive

Jack: "It's a game. If he gets the money he wins. If the bus blows up he wins."
Annie: "What if you win?"
Jack: "Then tomorrow we'll play another one."
Annie: "But I'm not available to drive tomorrow... busy."

insane.wav (59K) Save to Online Drive

Annie: "What is he doing? Oh my god he IS insane."

crazy.wav (104K) Save to Online Drive

Jack: "You're crazy. You're fuckin' crazy."
Bomber: "No. Poor peple are crazy, Jack. I'm eccentric."

sexthen.wav (132K) Save to Online Drive

Jack: "I have to warn you. I've heard relationships based on intense experiences never work."
Annie: "OK... we'll have to base it on sex then."