Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to 11. Look. Right across the board. Eleven, eleven, eleven...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And mostly amps go up to 10?
Nigel: Exactly.
Marty: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it?

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armadilo.wav (89K)

Nigel: We've got.. y'know... armadillos in our trousers. I mean, it's really quite frightening.

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catastrp.wav (40K)

Nigel: and so it's a complete catastrophe!

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clevelnd.wav (114K)

Derek Smalls: Rock & Roll! Rock & Roll! Here we go...
Nigel: Hello Cleveland! Hello Cleveland!

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clever.wav (65K)

David St. Hubbins: Such a fine line between stupid and clever.

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bach.wav (317K)

Bach organ music playing

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dontlook.wav (220K)

Nigel: Don't touch it.
Marty: I wasn't going to touch it.
Nigel: No. No, don't touch it.
Marty: I was just pointing at it. I...
Nigel: Well don't point even.
Marty: Don't even point?
Nigel: No. It can't be played. Never.
Marty: Well can I look at it?
Nigel: No. No.

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doubly.wav (46K)

Nigel: I think mine would look better in doubly.

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dust4vom.wav (58K)

David: You can't really dust for vomit.

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lovepump.wav (48K)

Nigel: Well this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump."

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luvbrthr.wav (133K)

David: We say "love your brother." We don't say it, really.
Nigel: We don't literally say it.
David: No, we don't say it.
Nigel: We don't really literally mean it.

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nonemore.wav (114K)

Nigel: "How much more black could this be?" and the answer is "none."