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Kirk: First
rule of assassination.....kill the assassin.
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Chekov: Course
heading, Captain?
Kirk: Second star to
the right......and straight on till morning.
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Chief in Command: To
break this information down succinctly, the Klingon empire has roughly
50 years of life left to it.
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Kirk: What
are we doing here?
Bones: Maybe they're
throwing us a retirement party.
Scotty: That suits
me! I just bought a boat.
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Kirk: The
Klingons have never been trustworthy. I'm forced to agree with
Admiral Cartwright. This is a.....TERRIFYING idea...
Spock: It is imperative
that we act now to support the Gorkon initiative.
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Spock: The
dismantling of our space stations and starbases along the neutral
zone. An end to almost 70 years of unremitting hostility, which the
Klingons can no longer afford.
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Klingon at table: Captain
Kirk, I thought Romulan Ale was illegal.
Kirk: One of the
advantages of being a thousand light years from Federation
Headquarters.
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Announcer: Now
hear this! All officers to the bridge! Klingon Battle Cruiser
off the port bow. All officers to the bridge!
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Gen. Chang: Under
article #184 of your "Interstellar Law," I'm placing you
under arrest. You are charged with assassinating the Chancellor
of the High Council.
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Bones: My
God, that's a big ship.
Scotty: Not so big as
her captain, I think.
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Gen. Chang: To
be, or not to be...That is the question which preoccupies our people,
Captain Kirk. We need breathing room!
Kirk: Earth.
Hitler. 1938.
Gen. Chang: I beg
your pardon?
Chancellor Gorkon: Well......I
see we have a long way to go.
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Gen. Chang: (chimes
go off in the background) Have we not heard the chimes at
midnight?
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Bones:
What is this? Multiple choice??
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Gen. Chang: Have
you not a shred of decency in you, Kirk? We come in peace, and
you BLATANTLY DEFILE THAT PEACE! And for that, I shall blow you
out of the stars!
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Shuttle Pilot: Control,
this is SD-103 approach to space dock, over.
Starbase Control: SD-103,
you are clear to deliver Captain Kirk and party to NCC-1701 Alpha,
over.
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Adm. Cartwright: The
opportunity here, is to bring them to their knees. THEN, we'll
be in a far better position to dictate terms.
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Kirk: We
haven't fired!
Spock: Captain....According
to our databanks, we have......Twice.
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Gen. Chang: CRY
HAVOC!! AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!
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Gen. Chang: You
DARE to feign ignorance!
Kirk: What happened?
Gen. Chang: With a
direct torpedo hit, you crippled our entire gravitational field!
And two of your Starfleet crew beamed aboard wearing magnetic boots,
and did this.
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Captain Kirk: Captain's
Log, Star Date 9525.1 This is the final cruise of the Starship
Enterprise under my command. This ship, and her history, will
shortly become the care of another crew. To them, and their
posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the
voyages we have begun, and journey to all the undiscovered countries,
boldly going where no man....where no one has gone before.
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Bones: (Sighs)
Three months before retirement....What a way to go.
Kirk: We're not
finished.
Bones: Auhh? Speak
for yourself.
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Uhura: DID
SOMEBODY FIRE OFF A PHASER??
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Captain Kirk: Captain's
Log, Star Date 9522.6 I've never trusted Klingons....and I never
will. I can never forgive them for the death of my boy.
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Uhura: Captain,
I have orders from Starfleet Command. We are to put back to
space dock immediately...to be decommissioned.
Spock: If I were
human, I believe my response would be....Go to hell......If I were
human.
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Chekov: Guess
who's coming to dinner.
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Spock: I
doubt that our own behavior will distinguish us in the annals of
diplomacy.
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Kirk: I
can't believe I kissed you!
Martia (in the form of Kirk): Must
have been your lifelong ambition!
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Chancellor Gorkon: You
have not experienced Shakespeare until you have heard it in the
original Klingon.
Gen. Chang: Haha!
(Says "To Be, or Not to be" in Klingon) (I'm not
gonna even ATTEMPT to spell it out in Klingon..hehe)
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Kirk: I
was lucky that thing had knees!
Martia: That was not
his knee.....Not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place,
Captain.
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Kirk: They're
animals!!
Spock: Jim, there is
a historic opportunity here.
Kirk: DON'T BELIEVE
THEM! DON'T TRUST THEM!
Spock: They are
dying...
Kirk: LET THEM DIE!
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Chief in Command: Those
men have literally saved this planet.
Federation President: Yes,
Bill, I know that. And now they're going to save it again...by
standing trial.
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Azetbur: What's
happened?! What's the meaning of all of this?!
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Spock: This
will be my final voyage aboard the Enterprise as a member of her
crew. Nature abhors a vacuum. I intend you to replace me.
Lt. Valeris: I can
only succeed you, sir.
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Klingon
Spokesperson: This is (undecipherable), speaking for
the Klingon High Command. There has been an incident on Praxis,
however, everything is under control. We have NO need for
assistance. Obey treaty stipulations, and remain outside the neutral
zone. This transmission ends now.
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Spock: There
is an old Vulcan proverb...."Only Nixon can go to China."
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Scotty: I
bet that Klingon bitch killed her father!
Spock: Her own
father?
Lt. Valeris: It is an
old story, sir.
Scotty: Yeh, they
don't place the same value on life as WE do, Spock. You KNOW
that. Take my word, she did not shed one bloody tear!
Spock: Hardly
conclusive, Mr. Scott, since Klingons have no tear ducts.
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Adm. Cartwright: I
MUST PROTEST! To offer Klingons safe haven within Federation
space is suicide!
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Kirk: Thank
you, Lieutenant. One quarter impulse power.
Lt. Valeris: Captain,
may I remind you that regulations specify thrusters only while in
space dock?
Spock: (Clears his
throat in disapproval at her remark.)
Bones: Jim?
Kirk: You heard the
order, Lieutenant.
Lt. Valeris: Aye,
sir.
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(An excellent error sound)
Spock: Please
notify Starfleet Headquarters. Tell them precisely what has
taken place and request instructions.
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Gen. Chang: Tickle
us, do we not laugh? Prick us, do we not bleed? Wrong
us.....shall we not revenge?
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Kirk: Once
again, we have saved civilization as we know it.
Bones: And the good
news is, they're not going to prosecute.
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Kirk: Please
let me know if there is some other way we can screw up tonight.
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Capt. Sulu: SHIELDS!
SHIELDS!!
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Gen. Chang: I
AM AS CONSTANT AS THE NORTHERN STAR!
Bones: I'd give real
money if he'd shutup!
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Gen. Chang: In
space, all warriors are cold warriors.
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Kirk: Did
it occur to you that this crew is due to stand down in 3 months?
We've done our bid for king and country. You should have trusted
me!
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Gen. Chang: Dr.
McCoy....Would you be so good as to tell me, what is your current
medical status?
Bones: Aside from a
touch of arthritis, I'd say pretty good!
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Capt. Sulu: Stardate,
9521.6, Captain's Log, U.S.S. Excelsior...Hikaru Sulu commanding.
After three years, I have concluded my first assignment as master of
this vessel. Cataloging gasses, planetary anomalies in Beta
quadrant.
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Kirk: Signal
our surrender.
Uhura: Captain?!
Kirk: WE SURRENDER!
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Capt. Sulu: Captain
Kirk!
Kirk: Captain Sulu!
As much to the crew of the Enterprise, I owe you my
thanks.
Capt. Sulu: Nice
to see you in action one more time, Captain Kirk. Take care.
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Spock: Mr.
Scott, I understand you're having difficulty with the warp drive. How
much time do you require for repair?
Scotty: There's
nothing wrong with the bloody thing....
Spock: Mr. Scott, if
we return to space dock, the assassins will surely find a way to
dispose of their incriminating footwear, and we will never see the
Captain or Doctor McCoy alive again.
Scotty: Could take
weeks, sir.
Spock: Thank you, Mr.
Scott.
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Chancellor Gorkon: And
this is General Chang, my Chief of Staff.
Gen. Chang: I have so wanted to meet
you, Captain.
Kirk: I'm not sure
how to take that.
Klingon: Sincere
admiration, Kirk.
Gen. Chang: From one
warrior to another.
Kirk: Right.
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Spock: The
Lieutenant was the first Vulcan to graduate at the top of her class at
the Academy.
Kirk: You must be very proud.
Lt. Valeris: I don't
believe so, sir.
Bones: She's a
Vulcan, alright.
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Chief in Command: But
they'll think twice about attacking the Enterprise under your command.
Spock: I have personally vouched for you
in this matter, Captain.
Kirk: You?....Have
personally.......VOUCHED?
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Spock: Logic...is
the beginning of wisdom, Valeris...Not the end.
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Bones: What
IS it with you, anyway?
Kirk: Still think we're finished?
Bones: More than
ever.
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Chief in Command: You
will extend Chancellor Gorkon full diplomatic courtesy, Captain Kirk.
Kirk: But a full ambassador would be
better equipped...
Chief in Command: If
there is no further business, I wish you and your crew Godspeed.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. I remind you this meeting is
classified.
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