All the The Toy sounds are sampled at 11Khz mono.


blackexp.wav (40K)

Jack: You think she's ready?
Chauffeur: Ready for what?
Jack: The black experience.

blackman.wav (66K)

U.S. Bates: He bought a black man.
Fancy Bates: I wasn't aware that we sold them.

foul.wav (28K)

Boxing Robot: Foul! Foul! Foul!

hairylip.wav (55K)

U.S. Bates: We don't like our waitresses to have hairy lips.

kissass.wav (34K)

Jack: I mean all these people kissing your ass isn't boring?

no.wav (96K)

Mr. Morehouse: No. Answer's no. No now, no tomorrow, no next week, no next month, no next year.

telhimno.wav (93K)

Fancy Bates: Heaven forbid, you just tell him no, U.S. (U.S. pronounced like "You ass")
U.S. Bates: That's U.S. Not you ass!


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