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Goose: Jester's dead. Yee Haw!

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Goose: The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

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Viper: Good morning gentlemen. The temperature is 110 degrees.
Wolfman: Holy shit, it's Viper!

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Maverick and Goose improving foreign relations:

Maverick: Greetings.
Goose: Watch the birdie.. (takes polaroid) geez I crack myself up.

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Merlin: This is it Maverick!
Maverick: I'm gonna hit the brakes. He'll fly right by.
Merlin: Shit! He's gonna get a lock on us!
(Jet sounds, follwed by beeping "lock" indicator)
Maverick: I got a good lock...firing.
Merlin: Whooo... Splash 4!

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Commander: You screw up just this much, you'll be flyin' a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit outta Honk Kong.

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Maverick: Cougar you got MIG one. I'm goin' after MIG two.

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Charlie: Excuse me Lieutenant. Is there something wrong?
Maverick: Yes maam. The data on the MIG is innacurate.
Charlie: How's that Lieutenant?
Maverick: Well I just happend to see a MIG 28 do...
Goose: We... we.
Maverick: Sorry Goose We happended to see a MIG 28 do a 4G negative dive.
Charlie: Where did you see this?
Maverick: That's classified.
Charlie: That's what?
Maverick: That's classified. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

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Charlie: So Lieutenant, where exactly were you?
Maverick: Well we...
Goose: Thank you.
Maverick: ...started up on his six when we pulled through the clouds and then I moved in above him.
Charlie: Well if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Maverick: Because I was inverted.
Iceman: (while coughing) Bullshit.
Goose: No, he was man. It was a really great move. He was inverted.
Charlie: You were in a 4G inverted dive with a MIG 28?
Maverick: Yes maam.
Charlie: At what range?
Maverick: About two meters.
Goose: Well it was actually about one and a half, I think it was one and a half... I've got a great polaroid of it, he's right there. It must be one and a half.
Maverick: It was a nice picture...
Charlie: Ah, Lieutenant. What were you doing there?
Goose: Communicating.
Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foreign relations. You know. Giving him the bird..

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Instructor: The clock is ticking, and as of now we are keeping score.

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Maverick: I feel the need...
Maverick & Goose: The need for speed!

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Mrs. Goose: Hey Goose you big stud!
Goose: That's me honey!
Mrs. Goose: Take me to bed, or loose me forever!
Goose: Show me the way home, honey.

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Maverick: This is what I call a "target rich environment."

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Goose: OK Mav, let's turn and burn!

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Maverick: No, actually I've only done this twice.
Charlie: Oh? How'd you do?
Maverick: Crashed and burned on the first one. It wasn't pretty.
Charlie: The second?
Maverick: I don't know, I'll tell you tomorrow. But it's lookin' good so far.

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Maverick: OK Buddy, what's on your mind?

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Maverick, Goose and the boys do "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling"