outlet.wav (192K) Save to Online Drive

Lisa: Did you ever wonder, how sad it is, that your son's only sexual outlet...is tossing off to magazines in the bathroom?
Gary's Mom: OH, GARY!!
Gary: MA! I NEVER TOSSED OFF TO ANYTHING!
Gary's Mom: YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE COMBING YOUR HAIR!!
Gary: BUT I WAS! I WAS!!

dragnet.wav (241K) Save to Online Drive

Gary: I could be wrong, but I think these ladies are stoked for us, Wyatt.
Wyatt: I got that feeling myself.
Gary: What do we do?
Wyatt: I don't know.
Gary: Should we go for it?
Wyatt: What about Lisa?
Gary: She did say we should party.
Wyatt: Look, let's get on with these two girlfriends and get back to Lisa. This is like a dream come true.
Gary: How about if we see if we can score the points with these two and deal with the McKays when we get to them later.
Wyatt: Sounds good.
Gary: Okay, but whatever happens we've got to give Lisa a shot. I don't want to hurt her feelings. Maybe the girls are lookin for a long lean bone job from me........Ready to party now?
Wyatt: 10-4
Gary: Let's break.
Wyatt: Right.

deadmeat.wav (13K) Save to Online Drive

Chet: You're dead meat pilgrim.

booze.wav (20K) Save to Online Drive
Great Windows Start sound

Chet: The boozehounds return!

cheteggs.wav (92K) Save to Online Drive

Chet: Hey, that looks pretty good. Now make yourself one...dickweed!

hepukes.wav (22K) Save to Online Drive

Chet: He pukes, you die.

morgue.wav (33K) Save to Online Drive

Chet: You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue.

trdbrain.wav (17K) Save to Online Drive

Chet: Good morning, turdbrain!

coverslf.wav (25K) Save to Online Drive

Chet: For Christ's sakes, will you cover yourself?

porksand.wav (75K) Save to Online Drive

Chet: How 'bout...a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

stewwed.wav (19K) Save to Online Drive
Great Error Sound

Chet: You're stewwed, buttwad!

sprain.wav (30K) Save to Online Drive

Gary: Anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb.

upmyass.wav (38K) Save to Online Drive

Gary: Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!

shutup.wav (17K) Save to Online Drive

Gary: Why don't you shutup, bitch!

youstink.wav (141K) Save to Online Drive
Great Windows Startup sound

Gary: And as for ugly ass...let me tell you something. You don't come in into my friend's house with your faggot friends, drivin' your motorbikes all over his floors, makin' a mess, stinkin' up the place, and believe me, you do stink!

shower.wav (52K) Save to Online Drive

Lisa: If we're going to have any kind of fun together...you guys had better loosen up.

goddamn.wav (17K) Save to Online Drive

Wyatt: Well, goddamn!!

dofirst.wav (40K) Save to Online Drive
Makes a great Windows Startup sound

Lisa: So....what would you little maniacs like to do first?

sexdrugs.wav (208K) Save to Online Drive

Lisa: You know, there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll...chips, dips, chains, whips...You know, your basic high school orgy type of thing. I mean, uh, I'm not talking candlewax on the nipples, or witchcraft or anything like that, no, no, no. Just a couple of hundred kids running around in their underwear acting like complete animals.

lastyear.wav (96K) Save to Online Drive

Gary: Fastman, let me tell you mah story, man. Last year, I was insane for this crazy little 8th grade bitch.

insane.wav (132K) Save to Online Drive

Old man: Crazy? Insane?
Fastman: Insane? Crazy?
Gary: I was nuts for the woman, man...now you gotta believe me...I'm tellin' the truth here...I'm speakin' to you...I was nuts for the girl.

lkngood.wav (137K) Save to Online Drive

Gary: I was nuts for the girl....and what did it to me was these big titties she had.
Fastman: Big titties...haha!
Gary: She wouldn't have to worry about no titties for the rest of her life, boy, you know she was set and she was lookin' gooood son!

didwhat.wav (148K) Save to Online Drive

Gary: You know what the bitch did to me?
Fastman: Lay it on me.
Gary: Check this shit out! Listen to what she did to me...she...
Lisa: She kneed you in the nuts and called him faggot in front of everybody.
Old Man: She did what?
Fastman: Bitch kneed your nuts?
Gary: Bitch kneed my nuts, man...I'm not playin' with you!

drinkit.wav (24K) Save to Online Drive

Gary: Ah, what's this, sir?
Old man: Drink it!

nitelife.wav (81K) Save to Online Drive

Wyatt: Nobody likes us. Nobody.
Gary: Why are you messing with the fantasy? We know about the reality. Don't mess with the fantasy, okay?

toaster.wav (57K) Save to Online Drive

Gary: I can't believe this shit! I can't believe this! Did you get a free toaster with this too?

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