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Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HERENeidermeyer: YOU'RE A GODDAMN DISGRACE!!
Boon: Vicious mother, isn't he?
Otter: Yeah. He can't do that to our pledges!
Boon: Only WE can do that to our pledges!
Flounder: Excuse me sir...is this the Delta House?
Bluto: Sure! Come on in!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREDean Wormer: Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween the trees are filled with undewear.....Every Spring the toilets explode.
Greg Marmalard: You're talking about Delta, sir.
Bluto: BLOWJOB!
Delta House Brothers: (Under their breath) Blowjob! Blowjob!
Hoover: I don't think it's fair!
Dean Wormer: I'LL tell you what's fair and what's not!
Bluto: EAT ME!
Delta House Brothers: (Under their breath) Eat me! Eat me!
Hoover: (To Boon) Will you tell those assholes to shutup?
Boon: Hey, SHUTUP YOU ASSHOLES!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREBluto:What?! Over? Did you say over? NOTHING is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL, NO!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: It ain't over now! For when the goin' gets tough,..............the tough get going! Who's with me!? LET'S GO! C'MON! OOOOOOOOOOOO!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREBluto: What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the GUTS? HUH? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're going to let it be the worst. Oh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto. We might get in trouble. WELL JUST KISS MY ASS FROM NOW ON! NOT ME! I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THIS! WORMER! HE'S A DEAD MAN! MARMALARD! DEAD! NEIDERMEYER!
Otter: DEAD!
Big Black Guy: Do you mind if we dance with yo dates?
Boon: Why, no! Not at all. Go right ahead.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HERE(Otis Day and the Knights performing in the background then the music stops.......)
Otter: We are gonna die.
Pinto: Boon, we're the only white people here.
(Music resumes...)
Professor: Okay....Don't write this down, but I find Milton probably as boring as you find Milton. Mrs. Milton found him boring too. He, uh, is a little bit longwinded, he doesn't translate well into our generation and his jokes are terrible. (Bell Rings) BUT THAT DOES NOT RELIEVE YOU FROM YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES FOR THIS MATERIAL! I'm waiting for reports from some of you. Listen, I'm not joking! This is my job!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREMayor: (Said to Dean Wormer) If you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken.
Boon: I gotta work on my game!
Otter: Nah, nah, don't think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREPinto: I won't go schizo, will I?
Professor: It's a distinct possibility.
Katie: They're well known homosexuals!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREChip: Thank you sir, may I have another?!
Katie: I think I'm in love with a retard!
Boon: Is he bigger than me?
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREPinto: Can I buy some pot from you?
Dean Wormer: As of now they're on Double SECRET Probation!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREBluto: Hey! What's this lying around shit?!
Otter: Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREStork: Well, what the hell we 'sposed to do ya mo-ron?!
Otter: You guys up for a toga party?
Bluto: Toga! Toga!
Otter: I think they like the idea, Hoove.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREDelta House Brothers: Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
Bluto: They took the bar! The whole fucking BAR!!
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREBluto: (Finishes off chugging down a whole bottle of Jack Daniels)
Thanks! I needed that!
(Throws the bottle behind him, smashing it onto a car)
Neidermeyer: And, most recently...that a Roman toga party was held, from which we have received two dozen reports of individual acts of peversion, SO profound and disgusting, the decorum prohibits listing them here. These are the charges recorded this day, November 15th, 1962.
Share 500MB of files, pictures, videos, and music with family and friends. Try it FREE CLICK HEREOtter: This case, I think we have to go all out! I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture, be done on somebody's part! And we're just the guys to do it!
