[ pukes ]
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Drill Instructor: You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing more than unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit.
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Drill Instructor: Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds...exactly three fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL-FUCK YOU!!
[ 1234corp ] .wav (198K) .mp3 (287k) .ogg (181k)
Drill Instructor: 1-2-3-4 United States Marine Corp!
Recruits: 1-2-3-4 United States Marine Corp!
Drill Instructor: 1-2-3-4....I love the Marine Corp!
Recruits: 1-2-3-4....I love the Marine Corp!
Drill Instructor: My Corp! (Recruits repeat) Your Corp! (Repeat) Our Corp! (repeat) MARINE CORP! (repeat)
[ beaucoup ] .wav (135K) .mp3 (196k) .ogg (128k)
8-Ball: Excuse me, ma'am. Now what we have here Little Yellow Sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake, but ain't too goddamn beaucoup.
[ beincharge ] .wav (121K) .mp3 (176k) .ogg (114k)
Drill Instructor: What's your excuse??
Private Cowboy: Sir! Excuse for what, sir?!
Drill Instructor: I'M asking the fuckin' questions around here, Private! Do you understand?!
Private Cowboy: Sir, yes sir!!
Drill Instructor: Well, thank you very much...Can I be in CHARGE for a while?
Private Cowboy: Sir, yes sir!!
[ bubblegum ] .wav (57K) .mp3 (84k) .ogg (57k)
Drill Instructor: Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubblegum, Pyle! You know that?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes sir!!
[ comedian ] .wav (22K) .mp3 (84k) .ogg (57k)
Drill Instructor: What have we got here? A fuckin' comedian!
[ cowboy ] .wav (445K) .mp3 (646k) .ogg (410k)
Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.
[ cufflinks ] .wav (94K) .mp3 (136k) .ogg (92k)
Drill Instructor: Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks...or I will definitely fuck you up!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes sir!!
[ dontfall ] .wav (66K) .mp3 (97k) .ogg (62k)
Drill Instructor: Private Pyle! Whatever you do....don't fall down! That would break my fucking heart!!
[ eskimo ] .wav (260K) .mp3 (378k) .ogg (238k)
Drill Instructor: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD!!
Recruits: (REPEATS)
Drill Instructor: ESKIMO PUSSY IS MIGHTY COLD!
Recruits: (REPEATS)
Drill Instructor: MMM GOOD! (Recruits repeat) FEELS GOOD! (repeat) IS GOOD! (repeat) REAL GOOD! (repeat) TASTES GOOD! (repeat) MIGHTY GOOD! (repeat) GOOD FOR YOU! (repeat) GOOD FOR ME! (repeat)
[ faithful ] .wav (321K) .mp3 (466k) .ogg (296k)
Drill Instructor: Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her purty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful!
[ fatass ] .wav (25K) .mp3 (36k) .ogg (26k)
Drill Instructor: GET YOUR FAT ASS UP THERE, PYLE!!
[ feeldizzy ] .wav (114K) .mp3 (166k) .ogg (108k)
Drill Instructor: DO YOU FEEL DIZZY? DO YOU FEEL FAINT? JESUS H. CHRIST, I THINK YOU'VE GOT A HARD ON!
[ forever ] .wav (198K) .mp3 (288k) .ogg (187k)
Drill Instructor: And always remember this... Marines die. That's what we're here for. But The Marine Corps lives forever. And that means you live forever.
[ getupthere ] .wav (69K) .mp3 (101k) .ogg (68k)
Drill Instructor: I'll bet you if there were some pussy on top of that obstacle, you could get up there, couldn't you?!
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes sir!!
[ golfball ] .wav (68K) .mp3 (99k) .ogg (67k)
Drill Instructor: Do you suck dicks?
Recruit: SIR, NO SIR!
Drill Instructor: BULLSHIT! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
Recruit: SIR, NO SIR!
[ gotapair ] .wav (208K) .mp3 (301k) .ogg (195k)
Drill Instructor: I am Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your Senior Drill Instructor. From now on, you will speak only when spoken to. And the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir." Do you maggots understand that?
Recruit: Sir, yes sir!
Drill Instructor: BULLSHIT! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!
Recruit: SIR, YES SIR!
[ gtfdnow ] .wav (48K) .mp3 (71k) .ogg (47k)
Drill Instructor: GET THE FUCK DOWN OFF OF MY OBSTACLE!! NOW!!!
[ hardon ] .wav (82K) .mp3 (119k) .ogg (97k)
Drill Instructor: God has a hard-on for Marines. Because we kill everything we see.
[ here_b4 ] .wav (202K) .mp3 (294k) .ogg (190k)
Drill Instructor: God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to The Corps. Do you ladies understand?
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
Drill Instructor: I can't hear you!
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
[ iamhard ] .wav (64K) .mp3 (93k) .ogg (63k)
Drill Instructor: Because I am hard, you will not LIKE me! But the more you hate me, the more you will learn.
[ miracled ] .wav (122K) .mp3 (178k) .ogg (115k)
Drill Instructor: Oh, that's right, Private Pyle! Don't make any fucking effort to get up to the top of the fucking obstacle!! If God wanted you up there, he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes sir!!
[ myrifle ] .wav (115K) .mp3 (167k) .ogg (105k)
Drill Instructor: (In cadence) This is my rifle! This is my gun!
Recruits: This is for fighting! This is for fun!
Drill Instructor: This is my rifle! This is my gun!
Recruits: This is for fighting! This is for fun!
[ neck ] .wav (53K) .mp3 (77k) .ogg (53k)
Drill Instructor: (To Joker) You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!!
[ nervous ] .wav (103K) .mp3 (150k) .ogg (97k)
Drill Instructor: Are you shook up? Are you nervous?
Recruits: Sir! I am, sir!
Drill Instructor: Do I make you nervous?!
Recruits: Sir!
Drill Instructor: Sir?? Sir what? Were you about to call me an asshole?!!
Recruits: Sir! no, sir!
[ nobigotry ] .wav (276K) .mp3 (400k) .ogg (258k)
Drill Instructor: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no racial bigotry here! I do not look down on niggers, kikes, whops or greasers! Here you are ALL equally worthless! And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to SERVE in my beloved Corp. Do you maggots understand that?
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
Drill Instructor: Bullshit! I can't hear you!
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
[ oldpeople ] .wav (50K) .mp3 (73k) .ogg (51k)
Drill Instructor: You climb obstacles like old people fuck! You know that, Private Pyle?!
[ parris ] .wav (107K) .mp3 (155k) .ogg (100k)
Pvt. Joker : Parris Island...South Carolina. The United States Marine Corp Recruit Depot. An 8-week college for the phony tough...and the crazy brave.
[ permission ] .wav (272K) .mp3 (394k) .ogg (254k)
Drill Instructor: If your killer instincts are not clean and strong...you will hesitate at the moment of truth! You will not kill! You will become DEAD Marines. And then you will be in a world of shit! Because Marines are NOT ALLOWED TO DIE WITHOUT PERMISSION! Do you maggots understand?
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
[ prayer ] .wav (706K) .mp3 (1.02M) .ogg (644k)
Drill Instructor: PRAY!
Recruits: This is my rifle! There are many like it, but this one is mine! My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, like I master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true! I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me! I will! Before God, I swear this creed...My rifle and myself are defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life! So be it! Until there is no enemy! But Peace! And that!
Drill Instructor: (Gives command to disarm) AT EASE! Good night, Ladies!
Recruits: Good night, sir!
[ ptyouall ] .wav (29K) .mp3 (42k) .ogg (31k)
Drill Instructor: I will PT you all until you fucking DIE!!
[ pukes ] .wav (121K) .mp3 (176k) .ogg (116k)
Drill Instructor: You are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on earth! You're not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!!
[ here_b4 ] .wav (202K) .mp3 (294k) .ogg (190k)
Drill Instructor: God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to The Corps. Do you ladies understand?
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
Drill Instructor: I can't hear you!
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
[ here_b4 ] .wav (202K) .mp3 (294k) .ogg (190k)
Drill Instructor: God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to The Corps. Do you ladies understand?
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
Drill Instructor: I can't hear you!
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
[ here_b4 ] .wav (202K) .mp3 (294k) .ogg (190k)
Drill Instructor: God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to The Corps. Do you ladies understand?
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
Drill Instructor: I can't hear you!
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
[ here_b4 ] .wav (202K) .mp3 (294k) .ogg (190k)
Drill Instructor: God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to The Corps. Do you ladies understand?
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
Drill Instructor: I can't hear you!
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
[ here_b4 ] .wav (202K) .mp3 (294k) .ogg (190k)
Drill Instructor: God was here before the Marine Corps. So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to The Corps. Do you ladies understand?
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
Drill Instructor: I can't hear you!
Recruits: Sir! Yes sir!
[ duality ] .wav (722K) .mp3 (1.04M) .ogg (664k)
Colonel: Marine, what is that button on your body armour?
Joker: A peace symbol sir.
Colonel: Where'd you get it?
Joker: I don't remember sir.
Colonel: What is that you've got written on your helmet?
Joker: "Born to Kill" sir.
Colonel: You write "Born to Kill" on you helmet, and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Joker: No, sir.
Colonel: Well what is it supposed to mean?
Joker: I don't know, sir.
Colonel: You don't know very much do you?
Joker: No sir.
Colonel: You better get your head and your ass wired together or I will take a giant shit on you.
Joker: Yes sir.
Colonel: Now answer my question, or you'll be standing tall before The Man.
Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man sir.
Colonel: The what?
Joker: The duality of man, the Jungian thing, sir.
Colonel: Who's side are you on, son?
Joker: Our side, sir.
Colonel: Don't you love your country?
Joker: Yes, sir.
Colonel: Well how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and c'mon in for the big win?
Joker: Yes, sir.
Colonel: Son, all I've ever asked of my Marines is for them to obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese because inside every gook, there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've got to try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
Joker: Aye aye, sir.
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