All the Vacation sounds are sampled at 11kHz Mono.

vacatin1.wav (38K) Save to Online Drive

Car salesman: You think you hate it now, but wait'll you drive it.

vacatin2.wav (89K) Save to Online Drive

Clark: Say, uh, excuse me Holmes. Ah ha.. what it is, bro. We're from outta town.
Black guy: No shit.

vacatin3.wav (99K) Save to Online Drive

Eddie's daughter: I'm going steady. And I french kiss.
Audrey: So... everybody does that.
Eddie's daughter: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

vacatin4.wav (76K) Save to Online Drive

Eddie: mmm, mmmmm, mmm. I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself, huh?

vacatin5.wav (120K) Save to Online Drive

One chorus of "Holiday Road", the movie's theme song.

vacatin6.wav (369K) Save to Online Drive

Clark: I think you're all fucked in the head! We're 10 hours from the fuckin' fun park and you want to bail out! Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fuckin' fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our goddamn smiles! You'll be whistling "Zippity Do-da" out of your assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrammage to see a moose! Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!

vacatin7.wav (31K) Save to Online Drive

Clark: This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy...

vacatin8.wav (47K) Save to Online Drive

Clark: Why? Because we're the Griswolds!

vacatin9.wav (93K) Save to Online Drive

Marty Moose: Sorry folks, we're closed for two weeks to clean and repair America's favorite family fun park. Sorry.. uhhuh, uhhuh, uhhuh.

vacati10.wav (38K) Save to Online Drive

Clark: He owes the Griswolds, right? Fuckin' A right he owes us!

vacati11.wav (116K) Save to Online Drive

Clark: Now you listen to me Fat Ass, you do wat I say and there won't be any problem, OK? Ok. We just drove 2, 460 miles, just for a little Roy Wally entertainment. The Moose says you're closed, I say you're open.

vacati12.wav (98K) Save to Online Drive

Guard: That's not a real gun, is it Clark?
Clark: What, are you kiddin'? This is a magnum P.I.
Guard: It's a BB gun.
Clark: Don't try me, I could put an eye out with this thing.



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