Event Sounds

Suggested sounds for Windows or Mac event sounds, and some utilities to help you play them as events.

Please choose from the menu below:

Event Sound Utilities

 

Windows95/98 Utilities

Sound Shuffler

Also works for Windows 98. This one comes highly, highly recommended!
A great utility that lets you select 10 different .wav files for Windows 3.1 startup,
and 10 more for shutdown, then plays them randomly.  If you can only download one program here, this is the one you want!

Sound Event Editor

Let's you assign different sounds to various system events for each program you use.


Windows 3.1 Utilities

Sound Shuffler

Also works for Windows 3.1. A great utility that lets you select 10 different .wav files for Windows 3.1 startup, and 10 more for shutdown, then plays them randomly.


Mac Utilities

SoundMaster - plays selectable sounds when certain system events occur Note that there is NOT currently any support for OS 8.x This means that the zoom open and zoom closed sounds do not work, and the empty trash sound does not work. http://lonestar.texas.net/~btomlin/soundmaster.html

Sounds4Fun - plays a sound of your choice when a particular event occurs on your Mac http://www.r-ettore.dircon.co.uk/Sounds4Fun.html

Sound Shuffler - plays random sounds asynchronously, replacing the system alert beep http://www.goddfaddasoft.com/soundshuffler/index.html

YO! - randomly plays sounds for the system alert (beep) sound from a specified sound folder http://www.clixsounds.com/

Sound Byte - like a radio station cart machine, plays sound bites by assigned buttons http://www.blackcatsystems.com/software/soundbyte.html

Steve's Alerts - collection of 150 system beep 'alert' sounds http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/7018/alerts.html

OS 8.5+ Only SoundSet Constructor - create your own Sound Sets for OS 8.5 http://www.channel1.com/users/cg601/ssc/

Sets Manager - manages sets for Appearance, Startup Screen, fonts, App Switcher, sounds... for MacOS 8.5+ http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Hills/2511/tsm2info.html

Mac OS X SystemSounds - input manager bundle, enables every application to have SystemSounds for Mac OS X Server http://www.epicware.com/systemsounds.html


Event Sounds

Sounds that make your computer more personalized!

Startup

anticip.wav (60K) Save to Online Drive
From The Rocky Horror Picture Show:

Frank N Furter: "I see you shiver with antici ........................... pation"

106miles.wav (92K) Save to Online Drive
From The Blues Brothers

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarattes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

morning.wav(102k) Save to Online Drive
From Grease

Principal: (Chimes)  Good morning boys and girls, and welcome to what we're sure will be our greatest year at Rydell.

bandstnd.wav(180k) Save to Online Drive
From Grease

Vince Fontaine: Hello and welcome to National Bandstand coming to you live from Rydell High School.  This is the event you've all been waiting for, the National Dance Off.  And away we go with Johnny Casino and the Gamblers!  (Band starts playing "Hound Dog")

makesick.wav (54K) Save to Online Drive
From Beavis and Butthead Do America

Agent Fleming: Well, look what we have here...You two make me sick!  Book 'em, Borque!

finally.wav (69K) Save to Online Drive
From Beavis and Butthead Do America

Butt-Head: This is it, Beavis...We're finally gonna score.
Beavis: Thank God!  Heh-heh-heh...

deadlist.wav (101K) Save to Online Drive
From Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Dr. Evil: Ladies and Gentlemen!  Welcome to my underground lair!  I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins!

journey.wav (97K) Save to Online Drive
From The Rocky Horror Picture Show:

Narrator: "I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey"


 

Shutdown/Restart

chore.wav (25K) Save to Online Drive
From Ghostbusters:

Ray: Well, that wasn't such a chore now, was it?

redeemed.wav (70K) Save to Online Drive
From The Blues Brothers

Nun: And don't come back....until you're redeemed yourselves.

begin.wav(60k) Save to Online Drive
From Grease

Sandy: Is this the end?
Danny: Of course not...it's only the beginning.

germans.wav(385k) Save to Online Drive
From Animal House

Bluto:What?! Over? Did you say over? NOTHING is over until WE decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL, NO!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: It ain't over now! For when the goin' gets tough,..............the tough get going! Who's with me!? LET'S GO! C'MON! OOOOOOOOOOOO!


 

Errors

New!  fkwin98  .wav (32k)  .mp3 (24k) Save to Online Drive
(This is THE Windows Error Sound OF ALL TIME!  To all Mac users out there, especially for
Mr. Steve Wozniak and for all my good friends at IGN.com, this one's for you!  Viva La Resistance!) 
 
From South Park: The Movie

Army General:  FUCKING WINDOWS 98!!!

New! brain.wav (21K) Save to Online Drive
From The Wizard of Oz

Dorothy: What would you do with a brain if you had one?

dammit.wav (13K) Save to Online Drive
From Beavis and Butthead Do America

Mr. Anderson: Ahh, DAMMIT!  Now I gotta straighten up in here!

trouble.wav (12k) Save to Online Drive
From Disney's Alice In Wonderland

March Hare: See all the trouble you've started?!

monkey.wav (30K) Save to Online Drive
From Beavis and Butthead Do America

Agent Fleming: Well, I'll be a monkey's BARE-ASSED uncle!

another.wav(23k) Save to Online Drive
From Animal House

Chip: Thank you sir, may I have another?!

dblsecrt.wav(41k) Save to Online Drive
From Animal House

Dean Wormer: As of this moment, they're on Double SECRET Probation!

offheads.wav (18k) Save to Online Drive
From Disney's Alice In Wonderland

Queen of Hearts: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!


 

 

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